The LoT Commune

[Gemini Cricket]

For fun, in our commune we should watch You Can't Take it With You from time to time.

[lashbear]

and all the episodes of the Brady Bunch.

[€uroMeinke]

I have the fourth season (including the Hawaii episodes)

[lashbear]

Great ! I have the first, second, third, fifth seasons.

O, here it is.... I have the 4th too.....

I bought them all really just to freak people out. They'd say "remember when the bradys won that silly singing contest , or remember when marcia broke her nose , or even remember when Greg wiped out on that wave in hawaii - and how about that zany time they lost mikes sketches at Kings Island Amusement Park ?? Or when Jan find out when she grows up she's going to look like.... Imogene Coca

I calmly go to the shelf, put on the actual episode and start watching it.

They either get enraptured, or they run from the house screaming.

[NirvanaMan]

Well, I only own two books, and I'm not into artsy fruity type stuff, so I will need my 'mans' area.


I will need at least a 10 car garage for my toys, with a proper lift of course. And what a garage it should be. Besides the lift, I'll need oil lines pumping out mobil 1 10w40 and other delicious lubrications. My air compressor will be hooked up, naturally, with copper tubing and mulitples outlets feeding a variety of air tools. Fully stocked craftsman toolchests will abound, while a fridge will provide liquid refreshment.

Scratch that, we'll need a kegorator. And we will make our own micro brew. Seasonally. Swanky indeed.

A museum area to prominently display the fine wares. Bikes, trucks, cars etc, all polished to a mirror brilliant shine. Black and white tiled floor in a checkered flag pattern, with drains for indoor washes and a seperate drainage area for oil - directly piped to a recycling facility.

Oh yeah, and we will also need a glorious patio, overlooking the ocean. With a naturally landscaped pool and of course a hot tub. With waterfalls naturally cascading over rocks. A built in sound system and stainless bbq to prepare glorious feasts of meat...piles and piles of toasty tasty meat. Another fridge outside to hold more beer.

We will also need a vodka and martini glass chiller, you can see why I'm sure. Ice sculptures will be prepared daily with channels built in to fascilitate the flowing of the vodka into said martini glasses.

Oh yeah, and if you guys want to keep any of your cars indoors, you might need a seperate garage as well. Mine will be full.

[CoasterMatt]

I need a place to play with fire.

[Not Afraid]

Oh, good. NM will change my oil and wash my car for me.

[innerSpaceman]

If I weren't allergic to the NA household cats (and lord knows how many would take over the commune) ... I would seriously sell everything and pool all my resources towards this fabled communal living situation.







Le sigh.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Oh, good. NM will change my oil and wash my car for me.

Oooo... Did NM just volunteer to be the in-house mechanic and car washer? Cool!! Thanks NM!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Oh, good. NM will change my oil and wash my car for me.

Originally Posted by JWBear

Oooo... Did NM just volunteer to be the in-house mechanic and car washer? Cool!! Thanks NM!

I think he forgot the part where all the chicks wear sexy bikinis and wash the cars, ending in a water and foam fight.