Liquor Warning

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LIQUOR WARNING


Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion

that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all

varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the

hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are

whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in

dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your

friends over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you

can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that

ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the

morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can

logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion

that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most

people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think

people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you

are invisible.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance

in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large

chunks of time.

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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you

have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass

kicked.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over

in the morning and see something really scary.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of

inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan

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