Little Willie Rhymes

[CoasterMatt]

I can't take any credit for these devilish little bits, but I must admit I really love them...

Little Willie with a shout,
Gouged the baby's eyeballs out;
Stamped on them to make them pop.
Mother cried, "Now, William, stop!"


Little Willie with a thirst for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door
His mother said with humor quaint
Willie, dear, don't scratch the paint.


Willie looking in the gun
Pulls the trigger just for fun.
Mother says in tones so pained,
"Willie is so scatter-brained!"


Little Willie, full of glee,
Put radium in grandma's tea.
Now he thinks it quite a lark
To see her shining in the dark.


Little Willie, mean as hell
Threw his sister in the well
Mama said, when drawing water,
"Gee, it's hard to raise a daughter."

Willie saw some dynamite
Didn't understand it quite
Curiosity never pays
It rained Willie seven days

Willie was a chemist
he isn't anymore.
What Willie thought was H2O
was H2SO4.