Can we talk about porn? - Page 17

innerSpaceman · 11-27-2006, 09:47 PM

Nope, silliness almost always ruins it for me. That's why I can't talk dirty. It always comes out too funny, and my partner and I end up cracking up.

Oh, were we talking about porn?

Kevy Baby · 11-27-2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Oh, were we talking about porn?

How dare you interupt a thread on porn to talk about sex

lashbear · 11-28-2006, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

That's why I can't talk dirty. It always comes out too funny, and my partner and I end up cracking up.

[Austin Powers Voice] Oh, yeah baby, put my wang wang in your ning ning [/end Austin Powers Sillyness]

Moonliner · 12-08-2006, 11:41 AM

UPDATE.... To my original post on this subject.

Well F' That. I never thought I would be that clueless as a dad.

Looks like I'm a bit behind the times.

We were riding in the car talking about his sex-ed class. Apparently his instructor handed out crudely drawn pictures of the male and female genitalia he had created himself.

So, sensing an opportunity I asked if he wanted to see "real" versions? He replied: "Dad, I have google images." Ahh.

So pressing on I asked if he had any questions that had not been answered by the class. His response: "Yeah, can hermaphrodites get themselves pregnant"?

(I still need to look that one up...)

Oh, and he now has a steady girlfriend.

Case closed.

Moonliner · 12-08-2006, 12:15 PM

Update to the Update..

It looks like, in theory at least, It is possible in rare cases for a hermaphrodite to impregnate themselves.

Which of course begs the question: Was Mary a......

Mary Poppins · 12-08-2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Which of course begs the question: Was Mary a......

I most certainly am NOT, sir !

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 12-08-2006, 12:24 PM

And the whole Chicken before the Egg thing is solved!!

lashbear · 12-10-2006, 02:37 AM

who is snappy jo ?

NickO'Time · 12-12-2006, 01:58 AM

Ever heard of EdwardPenis hands? (oops did I say that?)

I have.

SzczerbiakManiac · 12-12-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TicTocDragon

Ever heard of EdwardPenis hands? (oops did I say that?)

I have.

Heard of and seen several scenes from it.

11-27-2006, 09:47 PM	#1
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Nope, silliness almost always ruins it for me. That's why I can't talk dirty. It always comes out too funny, and my partner and I end up cracking up. Oh, were we talking about porn?
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Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	UPDATE.... To my original post on this subject. Well F' That. I never thought I would be that clueless as a dad. Looks like I'm a bit behind the times. We were riding in the car talking about his sex-ed class. Apparently his instructor handed out crudely drawn pictures of the male and female genitalia he had created himself. So, sensing an opportunity I asked if he wanted to see "real" versions? He replied: "Dad, I have google images." Ahh. So pressing on I asked if he had any questions that had not been answered by the class. His response: "Yeah, can hermaphrodites get themselves pregnant"? (I still need to look that one up...) Oh, and he now has a steady girlfriend. Case closed. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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12-08-2006, 12:15 PM	#5
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Update to the Update.. It looks like, in theory at least, It is possible in rare cases for a hermaphrodite to impregnate themselves. Which of course begs the question: Was Mary a...... __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	And the whole Chicken before the Egg thing is solved!!
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12-12-2006, 01:58 AM	#9
NickO'Time Missed it by that much.. Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 678	Ever heard of EdwardPenis hands? (oops did I say that?) I have. __________________ Yeah, right.
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