She who smelt it. - Page 3

lashbear · 12-05-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

I just cannot imagine the embarrasment of having to admit that they burning match smell was from you, and it was not because you were a terrorist, but because you farted. I would die!

That's why I find a quick spritz of your Balenciaga (duty free of course) so useful...

Alex · 12-05-2006, 08:12 PM

What I don't understand is how she was able to produce the smell of a burning match without producing the pretty distinctive sound of a match being lit.

€uroMeinke · 12-05-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

What I don't understand is how she was able to produce the smell of a burning match without producing the pretty distinctive sound of a match being lit.

Perhaps that was masked by the sounds of her flatulence?

Ghoulish Delight · 12-05-2006, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

What I don't understand is how she was able to produce the smell of a burning match without producing the pretty distinctive sound of a match being lit.

Airplanes can be pretty noisy,especially if she were sitting in a seat near the engines. And those crappy paper matches can be relatively quiet.

bewitched · 12-06-2006, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tracilicious

I just cannot imagine the embarrasment of having to admit that they burning match smell was from you, and it was not because you were a terrorist, but because you farted. I would die!

That would be a tough call...

Do I admit that I had atrocious gas?

or

Lie, and say I'm a terrorist?

lashbear · 12-05-2006, 09:22 PM

Paper Match = fffffftttthh
Fart = PBLBLBLBPBPBBBPPPPPBLBLBLBLBLBPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH H!!!

Motorboat Cruiser · 12-06-2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Paper Match = fffffftttthh
Fart = PBLBLBLBPBPBBBPPPPPBLBLBLBLBLBPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH H!!!

Ah, that puts it in perspective.

lashbear · 12-06-2006, 02:13 AM

Some peoples farts ARE a terrorist attack !

Prudence · 12-06-2006, 08:41 AM

I think this is why some airlines now allow pets to fly in coach; it's much easier to blame it on the dog.

RStar · 12-06-2006, 02:47 PM

Some people are a complete waste of oxygen....

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