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Kevy Baby · 01-29-2007, 11:04 PM

Welcome. Though a recommendation from the Commodore doesn't carry the weight it once did.

CrazyLegs · 01-30-2007, 01:34 AM

Welcome

Jughead P. Jones · 01-30-2007, 07:27 AM

Welcome to LoT!

I love your screenname! Very creative and swanky!

thecorndogwalker · 01-30-2007, 08:15 AM

HEY KIDS,

THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME! I JUST WANTED TO FORMALLY INTRODUCE MYSELF. I LIVE IN EAST WEST HOLLYWOOD, I AM A DOGWALKING HYPNOTHERAPIST WHO ROLLERSKATES AND READS COMIC BOOKS (GIVE ME A DISNEY GIFT CARD, AND I WILL DO IT ALL AT THE SAME TIME)

LOOKING FOR FUN TIMES ON MAIN STREET!!! AND FOR ANY GENTLE CHESS INSTRUCTORS!!!

(DID YOU KNOW THAT NATIONAL CORNDOG DAY IS IN MARCH???)

innerSpaceman · 01-30-2007, 08:31 AM

Wait, what is a dogwalking hypnotherapist?

Do you hypnotize dogs into walking on their hind legs? Can you stop them from sniffing other dogs' butts with post-hyp suggestions? Please clarify.

thecorndogwalker · 01-30-2007, 08:36 AM

I have had a dogwalking/pet sitting biz for a couple of years.. just working by myself.... then 2 years ago went to school to become a hypnotherapist.. so still walking some dogs.. but now have an office that i see clients for hypnotherapy... so i dont make them bark like dogs.. one has nothing to do with the other..

however there are ways to put animals into a hypnotic state..

innerSpaceman · 01-30-2007, 08:52 AM

Ah, but can you induce animal states in humans?

thecorndogwalker · 01-30-2007, 08:59 AM

absoultely... its fun!!! ( i can make people forget to unlock back doors, car doors, forget boxes in the back of trucks, smile obsessively....) just ask the commodore....

but next time i make an group apperance.. i will perform a hypnotic state in a willing participant....

thecorndogwalker · 01-30-2007, 09:28 AM

sure.. i will up-chuck some "bacon'!

innerSpaceman · 01-30-2007, 09:44 AM

I once had Ursula the Sea-Witch hypnotize me. It was so cool. All subsequent attempts have been, um, less successful.

I'd be a very willing participant.

01-29-2007, 11:04 PM	#1
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01-30-2007, 07:27 AM	#3
Jughead P. Jones Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Brockville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 404	Welcome to LoT! I love your screenname! Very creative and swanky! __________________ "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy!"
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01-30-2007, 08:15 AM	#4
thecorndogwalker Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: east west hollywood Posts: 435	BONJOUR TU MONDE!!! HEY KIDS, THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME! I JUST WANTED TO FORMALLY INTRODUCE MYSELF. I LIVE IN EAST WEST HOLLYWOOD, I AM A DOGWALKING HYPNOTHERAPIST WHO ROLLERSKATES AND READS COMIC BOOKS (GIVE ME A DISNEY GIFT CARD, AND I WILL DO IT ALL AT THE SAME TIME) LOOKING FOR FUN TIMES ON MAIN STREET!!! AND FOR ANY GENTLE CHESS INSTRUCTORS!!! (DID YOU KNOW THAT NATIONAL CORNDOG DAY IS IN MARCH???)
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01-30-2007, 08:31 AM	#5
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Wait, what is a dogwalking hypnotherapist? Do you hypnotize dogs into walking on their hind legs? Can you stop them from sniffing other dogs' butts with post-hyp suggestions? Please clarify.
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01-30-2007, 08:36 AM	#6
thecorndogwalker Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: east west hollywood Posts: 435	my job (s) I have had a dogwalking/pet sitting biz for a couple of years.. just working by myself.... then 2 years ago went to school to become a hypnotherapist.. so still walking some dogs.. but now have an office that i see clients for hypnotherapy... so i dont make them bark like dogs.. one has nothing to do with the other.. however there are ways to put animals into a hypnotic state..
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01-30-2007, 08:52 AM	#7
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Ah, but can you induce animal states in humans?
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01-30-2007, 08:59 AM	#8
thecorndogwalker Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: east west hollywood Posts: 435	totally! absoultely... its fun!!! ( i can make people forget to unlock back doors, car doors, forget boxes in the back of trucks, smile obsessively....) just ask the commodore.... but next time i make an group apperance.. i will perform a hypnotic state in a willing participant....
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01-30-2007, 09:28 AM	#9
thecorndogwalker Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: east west hollywood Posts: 435	sure.. i will up-chuck some "bacon'!
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01-30-2007, 09:44 AM	#10
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	I once had Ursula the Sea-Witch hypnotize me. It was so cool. All subsequent attempts have been, um, less successful. I'd be a very willing participant.
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