Easter Candy is Evil - Page 8

BarTopDancer · 03-15-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

The tamale grosses you out?

I am.. confused. Unless tamale is also a euphemism for something else.

Not that I can think of.

Shrimp heads = ikky. You missed my reaction to them at the dinner after the shorts screening. Tamale = ikky too. My mom loves it and her bother loves the eggs. But give me a Nova Scotia lobster - steamed with a side of lemon and a side of butter and I'm in heaven. Just keep the tamale away from me.

Nephythys · 03-15-2007, 04:22 PM

Shrimp heads? Eyes and antennas.

Utterly incomprehensible how anyone eats that on purpose

LSPoorEeyorick · 03-15-2007, 04:31 PM

Clearly you have not been eating the right tamales. That's all I have to say.

mousepod · 03-15-2007, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Clearly you have not been eating the right tamales. That's all I have to say.

I think she's talking about "tomalley", the digestive gland.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-15-2007, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by mousepod

I think she's talking about "tomalley", the digestive gland.

Oooooh.

Tamale:

Spoiler:

Tomalley:

Spoiler:

Biiig difference.

BarTopDancer · 03-15-2007, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mousepod

I think she's talking about "tomalley", the digestive gland.

thank you!!!!!!! I never knew there was a spelling difference.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-15-2007, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

thank you!!!!!!! I never knew there was a spelling difference.

Blame that on Americans' inability to pronounce "tamale" correctly.

Jazzman · 03-17-2007, 12:27 PM

Mmm... Reese's Eggs. They’re like individually wrapped peanut buttery orgasms...

Ahem, uh, yeah, anyway. Dig the Easter candy. When I was a kid in Sunday school (I think I was five or six) we were given paper and crayons and told to draw a picture of Easter. Well, I apparently missed the actual instructions dictating pictures of The Easter, and when we all finished and everyone held up little kid drawings of Jesus rising, rocks being rolled away, etc. I was the only one holding up a drawing of me, and a basket full of purple plastic grass, with a chocolate bunny that was missing an ear. Yep, for Little Jeffrey, Easter was all about the candy. Christ rose to save our sweets.

Oh, and I, being a Jelly Bean aficionado, love this time of year for its explosion of all sorts of varieties of beans. It's like a world full of little pieces of heaven.

mousepod · 03-15-2007, 04:33 PM

I was never a big fan of shrimp to start with, but my first trip to Japan almost 20 years ago sealed the deal for me. My dad and I arrived late at our Osaka hotel on the first night of the trip, so we went to the in-house teppanyaki bar for a bite. First, the chef brought out some beautiful slices of beef, then some chicken... so far so good. Then, he brought out a tray with a few live jumbo shrimp, under a piece of saran wrap. He took a shrimp and forcefully shoved it onto the hot grill right in front of me. I was face-to-face with the little bottom feeder and the air escaping from his exoskeleton sounded like a high-pitched scream as it died in front of me.

Maybe I'll pick up some peeps for dessert tonight (I don't want to stray too far from the OP).

LSPoorEeyorick · 03-15-2007, 04:43 PM

Oh, yes, quite.

I've created a guide to eating tamales.

My guide to eating tomalley? Stay away.

03-15-2007, 04:22 PM	#2
Nephythys Yeah, that's about it- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a state of constant crap to get done Posts: 2,688	Shrimp heads? Eyes and antennas. Utterly incomprehensible how anyone eats that on purpose
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LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Clearly you have not been eating the right tamales. That's all I have to say.
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Jazzman Sax God Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portland's Tijuana Posts: 510	Mmm... Reese's Eggs. They’re like individually wrapped peanut buttery orgasms... Ahem, uh, yeah, anyway. Dig the Easter candy. When I was a kid in Sunday school (I think I was five or six) we were given paper and crayons and told to draw a picture of Easter. Well, I apparently missed the actual instructions dictating pictures of The Easter, and when we all finished and everyone held up little kid drawings of Jesus rising, rocks being rolled away, etc. I was the only one holding up a drawing of me, and a basket full of purple plastic grass, with a chocolate bunny that was missing an ear. Yep, for Little Jeffrey, Easter was all about the candy. Christ rose to save our sweets. Oh, and I, being a Jelly Bean aficionado, love this time of year for its explosion of all sorts of varieties of beans. It's like a world full of little pieces of heaven.
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03-15-2007, 04:33 PM	#9
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	I was never a big fan of shrimp to start with, but my first trip to Japan almost 20 years ago sealed the deal for me. My dad and I arrived late at our Osaka hotel on the first night of the trip, so we went to the in-house teppanyaki bar for a bite. First, the chef brought out some beautiful slices of beef, then some chicken... so far so good. Then, he brought out a tray with a few live jumbo shrimp, under a piece of saran wrap. He took a shrimp and forcefully shoved it onto the hot grill right in front of me. I was face-to-face with the little bottom feeder and the air escaping from his exoskeleton sounded like a high-pitched scream as it died in front of me. Maybe I'll pick up some peeps for dessert tonight (I don't want to stray too far from the OP). __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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03-15-2007, 04:43 PM	#10
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Oh, yes, quite. I've created a guide to eating tamales. My guide to eating tomalley? Stay away.
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