How many licks - Page 2

katiesue · 04-09-2007, 10:50 AM

My best friend and I would pool all our cash and stop at the Party Port on the way to the library and buy as many two cent tootsie rolls as possible. Then we'd sneak them into the library and eat them all while we studied.

Alex · 04-09-2007, 11:11 AM

Not often (I'm not a big chocolate person) but at least Hershey's Kisses have the benefit of tasting good.

I don't know what cat turds taste like but I have confidence that if dogs could talk that they'd tell us Tootsie Rolls are a satisfactory substitute in single pet households.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-09-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

I don't know what cat turds taste like.

Considering your many other unique culinary ventures, this statement actually surprises me.

Alex · 04-09-2007, 11:18 AM

If it restores your confidence in me I do know (though accidentally, doing it on purpose is a very dangerous thing) what reasonably fresh cow crap tastes like.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-09-2007, 11:20 AM

What exactly divides "reasonably fresh" from "unreasonably fresh" in that case?

BarTopDancer · 04-09-2007, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

What exactly divides "reasonably fresh" from "unreasonably fresh" in that case?

And how do you partake in that on accident?

Alex · 04-09-2007, 12:17 PM

You've never had something get into your mouth unintentionally?

There was once occasion for fresh pucky to be flying about and a bit ended up where I'd have rathered it not.

BDBopper · 04-09-2007, 04:22 PM

I have never liked Tootsie Rolls at all...I don't like chewy candy....But I loved the classic commercials. Thanks for bringing back memories!

RStar · 04-09-2007, 09:26 PM

Ok, just for fun, I Googled "Cat Turd" and came up with this:

Cat Crap
Find great deals and save! Compare products, prices & stores.
www.Shopping.com

Cat Turd
Looking for Cat Turd? Find exactly what you want today.
www.ebay.com

Ok, that's just too funny! "Looking for Cat Turd?" Of course I was, what's it to ya?

But just for Alex- here's a Catbox Cake! It's 100% edible, and made with......you guessed it! Tootsie Rolls!!

Click here for the whole story!

04-09-2007, 10:50 AM	#1
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	My best friend and I would pool all our cash and stop at the Party Port on the way to the library and buy as many two cent tootsie rolls as possible. Then we'd sneak them into the library and eat them all while we studied. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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04-09-2007, 11:11 AM	#2
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Not often (I'm not a big chocolate person) but at least Hershey's Kisses have the benefit of tasting good. I don't know what cat turds taste like but I have confidence that if dogs could talk that they'd tell us Tootsie Rolls are a satisfactory substitute in single pet households.
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04-09-2007, 11:18 AM	#4
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	If it restores your confidence in me I do know (though accidentally, doing it on purpose is a very dangerous thing) what reasonably fresh cow crap tastes like.
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04-09-2007, 11:20 AM	#5
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	What exactly divides "reasonably fresh" from "unreasonably fresh" in that case? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-09-2007, 12:17 PM	#7
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	You've never had something get into your mouth unintentionally? There was once occasion for fresh pucky to be flying about and a bit ended up where I'd have rathered it not.
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04-09-2007, 04:22 PM	#8
BDBopper Not Taking Any Crap! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cleaning Up America, One Step At A Time! Posts: 1,694	I have never liked Tootsie Rolls at all...I don't like chewy candy....But I loved the classic commercials. Thanks for bringing back memories!
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04-09-2007, 09:26 PM	#9
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	Ok, just for fun, I Googled "Cat Turd" and came up with this: Cat Crap Find great deals and save! Compare products, prices & stores. www.Shopping.com Cat Turd Looking for Cat Turd? Find exactly what you want today. www.ebay.com Ok, that's just too funny! "Looking for Cat Turd?" Of course I was, what's it to ya? But just for Alex- here's a Catbox Cake! It's 100% edible, and made with......you guessed it! Tootsie Rolls!! Click here for the whole story! __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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