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Ghoulish Delight · 08-06-2007, 02:47 PM

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

AllyOops! · 08-06-2007, 03:11 PM

I was totally thinking of this Thread last night! My brother Trevor and I were having dinner at the Charthouse in Newport Beach over the weekend. Sitting by the ocean, the subject of clams popped up (I don't know why) and it reminded me of the episode (22 Short Films About Springfield?) where Principal Skinner cooks dinner for Superintendent Chalmers, burns it, and then sneaks Krusty Burgers into the house referring to them as "steamed hams". We were laughing so hard about that!

Our favorite line from that vignette?

Agnes Skinner: "Seymour! The house is on fire!!
Seymour Skinner: "No, Mother. That's just the Northern Lights."

Okay, maybe it's not as funny in type, but we died laughing all evening over that!!

Ghoulish Delight · 08-06-2007, 03:17 PM

"Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham."

Kevy Baby · 08-06-2007, 03:25 PM

"Well, scaeagles, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham."

AllyOops! · 08-06-2007, 03:36 PM

Why is it Simpsons lines pop up in my mind at night when I'm trying to fall asleep, and I can never, ever remember them the next day when I try to post them? Damn!

Hmmm. Let's see if I can think of some..

Homer: "Bart! Your Spaghetti & Moeballs are going to get cold!"

Apu: "Do not be offering my God a peanut!"

Marge (on going to Church): "Homer, the Lord only asks for one hour a week."
Homer: "Then he should have made the week an hour longer."

Homer (after passing Smithers a joint): "Start inhalin', Waylon!"

Gemini Cricket · 08-06-2007, 03:48 PM

Homer: "Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue? Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?"

Isaac · 08-06-2007, 05:45 PM

Cadaverous Pallor · 08-06-2007, 06:46 PM

Milhouse: "So this is what it feels like.....when doves cry!"

Gemini Cricket · 08-07-2007, 02:15 PM

Shucks. I have to wait until payday... Friday.

Gemini Cricket · 08-07-2007, 08:04 PM

Marge: "I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog…they've been living in sin!"

08-06-2007, 02:47 PM	#1
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Everything's coming up Milhouse! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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08-06-2007, 03:11 PM	#2
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	I was totally thinking of this Thread last night! My brother Trevor and I were having dinner at the Charthouse in Newport Beach over the weekend. Sitting by the ocean, the subject of clams popped up (I don't know why) and it reminded me of the episode (22 Short Films About Springfield?) where Principal Skinner cooks dinner for Superintendent Chalmers, burns it, and then sneaks Krusty Burgers into the house referring to them as "steamed hams". We were laughing so hard about that! Our favorite line from that vignette? Agnes Skinner: "Seymour! The house is on fire!! Seymour Skinner: "No, Mother. That's just the Northern Lights." Okay, maybe it's not as funny in type, but we died laughing all evening over that!!
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08-06-2007, 03:17 PM	#3
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	"Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham." __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	"Well, scaeagles, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham." __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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08-06-2007, 03:36 PM	#5
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Why is it Simpsons lines pop up in my mind at night when I'm trying to fall asleep, and I can never, ever remember them the next day when I try to post them? Damn! Hmmm. Let's see if I can think of some.. Homer: "Bart! Your Spaghetti & Moeballs are going to get cold!" Apu: "Do not be offering my God a peanut!" Marge (on going to Church): "Homer, the Lord only asks for one hour a week." Homer: "Then he should have made the week an hour longer." Homer (after passing Smithers a joint): "Start inhalin', Waylon!"
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Homer: "Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue? Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?"
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Shucks. I have to wait until payday... Friday.
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Marge: "I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog…they've been living in sin!"
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