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the myth of the dream
Join Date: Jan 2005
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I'd hate to be the husband who gets dragged to the G-spot amplification consultation.
Say doc, can you make it big enough for Romeo here to find? Maybe make it visible from space. Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty, HERE'S YOUR CROWN! |
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Introspection Intersection
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Oops. But fitting, no? |
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HI!
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I'm glad MY windows aren't open!
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I Floop the Pig
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See, Lohan's just been building up a portfolio to apply for a new modeling job.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Me & Manyard hangin out!
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Do they have Design-A-Dick? Those sexist pigs.....
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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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I thought this was gonna be a story about the Fleshlight (NSFW!)
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Yeah, that's about it-
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In a state of constant crap to get done
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I actually watched the video. I need a shower- Why the HELL would a guy be humpin that thing when the girl is like 5 inches away??? WTH??? I am so kicking you for that when I see you again. ![]() |
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#8 |
BRAAAAAAAINS!
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I look forward to such a well deserved kick
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lost in the fog
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I didn't click CM's link, but I am so laughing right now. In fact, my sides hurt.
For the record, no need, I have other things to do with money that are much more fun and less painful!
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Yeah, that's about it-
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