The anamoly known as Tref

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Just reverse the polarity and the anomaly will disappear.

[Tref]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Just reverse the polarity and the anomaly will disappear.

Aw, now that is the saddest thing I have read about myself. No more, Georgie?
Woe is Tref.

But now Traci has me thinking about my eulogy ... Hmm ... has anybody ever considered writing their own? What would you say? Mine is all done, thanks to Tarci. I may as well find a field of flowers to lay my poor body down. Ahh, the sweet peace of the grave.

[tracilicious]

Aw! My first eulogy! A landmark day indeed. I don't know about my eulogy, but I'd like my headstone to say "Mediocre." Because really, I'm sure that most people want their headstone to say something grand, but 98% of us really are mediocre. If I'm dead, I might as well be honest.

[Tref]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Aw! My first eulogy! A landmark day indeed. I don't know about my eulogy, but I'd like my headstone to say "Mediocre."

Ilikeit!


I have been thinking about it. If I were to have a headstone I would want the type that has a space for a photo. It would be of me looking forlornly at my watch.

Or maybe, one of me looking very sinister and then underneath would be the words, I am going to eat you!

Hmm, I don't know, I'll think about it some more.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I always like the tombstone joke where it reads "Look behind you."

Mine will most likely say, "Finally, a room of my own!"

Or, mayhaps "Nap time!”

Or, mayhaps, "Rattle my bones!"

Or, mayhaps, "All her life she caught and ate, now at last she is the bait."

I love tombstone headings. Of course, the prettiest I've ever read is "I had a lover's quarrel with the world." I believe that one belongs to Frost.

[Name]

You were originally talking about a post like this right??

[Tref]

Originally Posted by Name

You were originally talking about a post like this right??

But that's only because I passed out, my sleepy head falling into my slice of pecan pie.

And that was good pie.

[tracilicious]

Who was it that theorized that if one never entertained the thought of growing old or dying it would never happen? I'm much too morbid for that to work. I have most people's funerals planned in my head. Of course, I have to outlive everyone for those to work out.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Who was it that theorized that if one never entertained the thought of growing old or dying it would never happen? I'm much too morbid for that to work. I have most people's funerals planned in my head. Of course, I have to outlive everyone for those to work out.

Lovely theory. Of course, if true, I'll be an old hag and dead by next Wednesday. Hurrah!

[Tref]

A lot of history passed before I was born. I've missed it all and there is nothing I can do about that. But I am determined not to let it happen again.

To life!