Disneyland as a final resting place-

[Snowflake]

Wagnerian in eipc, GC! Can't mojo you, however. So I will pause in worshipful silence instead.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I plan to die in the arms of a really hot guy. Maybe I'm dying because I took an arrow that was meant for him or something.... He'll beg me not to go and I'll tell him that I will live on in his heart forever. I'll tell him not to cry, that a smile will rush my soul to heaven. He'll tell me that he will die with me and I'll remind him that his service to the kingdom is needed and that his people need a leader like him. We kiss. He'll then put my dead body dressed in armor in a small rowboat filled with flowers. He'll push my rowboat down a rushing river and send my body over the nearby waterfalls. He will mourn me forever and build statues of me all throughout his castle. He will find love again but loses it when he tells him that no one can replace me. He will fight and win fierce battles in my name and wash his battle scarred arms and face in the waters of the waterfall that took me from his side. As an old man, he will live his last days by the shore and at his moment of death, I will escort him to heaven. Our love will be legendary and people will write sonnets, songs and movies about us shown on large 3D Imax theatres around the world.


Wait, what the heck were we talking about?

[katiesue]

Bravo GC!

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I think the bury-me-at-wounded-bride idea is romantic... but the idea of being HEPA-vacuumed out soon thereafter makes it less appealing to me.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Then there's the poor people who live at the bottom of the falls who suddenly have an armored clad dead body fall thru thier living room....

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

Then there's the poor people who live at the bottom of the falls who suddenly have an armored clad dead body fall thru thier living room....

With luck, I'll fall directly onto their couch sitting upright with my eyes open.

[Morrigoon]

I actually want to be buried so that archaeologists can unearth my body centuries or millenia from now and try to figure out who I was, how we lived back now, and why the hell there's a big ass angel statue over my grave (think NBC) however, IF I was cremated, I would like the tiny vial method. Take small pinches of me, and stick me in planters that don't see any seasonal action (eg: where I'm not gonna be moved for a while), preferably in various spots throughout the park, but especially near the mansion and the matterhorn.

[blueerica]

In one of his last lucid moments my grandpa Dee was talking about his post-mortem plans. He was to be cremated (as I will be) - and we talked about taking some of his ashes to Japan, where he had spent many years. So, though it's been 5.5 years and I haven't made it to Japan as of yet, I have his ashes on top of my dresser in a cute-as-hell urn. I might be greedy and spread only half the ashes I have.

Well, that is if I can get past security.

[€uroMeinke]

I want my creamains to be crushed to form a precious stone to be set in a ring to be known as the Ring of Hedon - it will give the wearer a sense of well being, and enable them to discover thier own personal path of fullfilled hedonist desires.

Other bits should be placed in contemporary reliqueries stashed in secret LoT commune sites in Palm Springs, Paris, and a converted freighter. Where they would be taken out each Colombus Day and displayed for all to see.

Any leftovers can be scatterd at the various Disney Parks, Newport Beach, left side of the pier, Yosemitie (on the grounds of the Awahnee), The Julian Pass in Switzerland, Outside the Abesses Metro station in Montmartre, and Millenium Park in Chicago - other sites might be added as I continur to remain alive.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Any leftovers can be scatterd at the various Disney Parks, Newport Beach, left side of the pier, Yosemitie (on the grounds of the Awahnee), The Julian Pass in Switzerland, Outside the Abesses Metro station in Montmartre, and Millenium Park in Chicago - other sites might be added as I continur to remain alive.

Hmm, sounds like you're anticipating that your hedonistic pursuits are going to lead to a lot of weight gain. You're banking on a LOT of ashes to spread around.