Disneyland as a final resting place-

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Hmm, sounds like you're anticipating that your hedonistic pursuits are going to lead to a lot of weight gain. You're banking on a LOT of ashes to spread around.

I will request that my ashes be ground to a fine powder so they can be aspirated in the various locations

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I will request that my ashes be ground to a fine powder so they can be aspirated in the various locations

Wow spreading your ashes sounds like a KICKASS trip! If your will provides for transportation fees, hotel costs, 3.5 meals per day and a massage, I'll TOTALLY do it.

(I can even wear a T-shirt that says "Chernabog - Spreading Chris' Ash Since 20**". Now that's hot.)

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I want my creamains to be crushed to form a precious stone to be set in a ring to be known as the Ring of Hedon - it will give the wearer a sense of well being, and enable them to discover thier own personal path of fullfilled hedonist desires.

Other bits should be placed in contemporary reliqueries stashed in secret LoT commune sites in Palm Springs, Paris, and a converted freighter. Where they would be taken out each Colombus Day and displayed for all to see.

Any leftovers can be scatterd at the various Disney Parks, Newport Beach, left side of the pier, Yosemitie (on the grounds of the Awahnee), The Julian Pass in Switzerland, Outside the Abesses Metro station in Montmartre, and Millenium Park in Chicago - other sites might be added as I continur to remain alive.

Or, I'll just put you in the shelf in the living room next to your Dad, Dexter, Lyra and, as soon as I remember to pick him up, Abe.

[wolfy999]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Or, I'll just put you in the shelf in the living room next to your Dad, Dexter, Lyra and, as soon as I remember to pick him up, Abe.

I only have my Dad on a shelf...congrats on your collection!

Do try to remember to pick up Abe!

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Other bits should be .... Any leftovers can be scatterd at the various Disney Parks.

I'll spread some at Tokyo Disneyseas for you. I know Which Bits I want to scatter, but I think I might need a bigger urn to hold them.

[PirateMunkee]

Originally Posted by Nephythys

I admit it- this is my plan as well. I have told my family I want to be cremated and a small amount of my ashes sprinkled at each Haunted Mansion in the world-

Thought this was a fun little article.

Visitor Sprinkled ashes on Pirates?

You do realize that you would get shop-vacced up, placed in a plastic bag, and then tossed in a dumpster right?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by PirateMunkee

You do realize that you would get shop-vacced up, placed in a plastic bag, and then tossed in a dumpster right?

Not from the water (which is where the woman in the story allegedly put the ashes).

Unless they sucked all of the water out of PotC. That would take a long time with a Shop Vac and a LOT of plastic bags (or a REALLY big one).

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Not from the water (which is where the woman in the story allegedly put the ashes).

Unless they sucked all of the water out of PotC. That would take a long time with a Shop Vac and a LOT of plastic bags (or a REALLY big one).

They circulate and filter the water continuously.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

They circulate and filter the water continuously.

And THEN get tossed out with the filter into a dumpster. Either way you end up in a landfill, pecked to death by Seagulls.

So the garden areas are a better idea, I think. Perhaps we should befriend a landscape CM.....

[Nephythys]

Originally Posted by PirateMunkee

You do realize that you would get shop-vacced up, placed in a plastic bag, and then tossed in a dumpster right?

Which is why I said NOT inside the attraction- (see post above)

I realize very well that the ashes would not stay there forever- they would only last for a while- it's symbolic-not a resting place in perpetuity.

...and I am talking small....not enough to raise a fuss.....

I mean come on- no matter where ashes are sprinkled they end up somewhere else. Washed away, blow away, swept up, and alll assortment of less than romantic ideas for resting places.