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Disneyphile · 11-20-2007, 03:49 PM

Disney's Fairytale Funerals

From an etched glass coffin, enjoy the view down the aisle of your very own fairy tale come true, while pallbearers dressed as royal footmen carry you like a princess to the castle drawbridge. Enjoy the enchantment of eulogies and wakes set against magical backdrops, unparalleled entertainment and savory menus as your personal "fairy undertaker" grants your every wish and ensures your rite is everything you have always dreamt it would be. This is the magic of Disney's Fairy Tale Funerals.

Magical Floral Arrangements
Surround your casket or urn with spectacular fresh floral creations. Disney's award-winning floral designers will create arrangements to your specific taste ranging from the simple elegance of death lilies to opulent wreaths overflowing with fragrant blooms. It's the perfect way to add a breathtaking touch to your final day.

Magical Locations
Say "goodbye" in the secluded outdoor Funeral Garden - a magical setting that captures the majesty, romance and eternal style of the early 20th Century.

Roll down the aisle amid 800 breathtaking rose bushes that lead to a beautiful pearly gated gazebo where your maker awaits your arrival. The private setting of The Rose Court Garden is the ultimate in Fairy Tale endings.

Sample Pricing

Tears of Enchantment Package

Memorial service in one of the magical and unique locations of the Disneyland® Resort with accompaniment of a traditional eulogist.

Lavish floral to include casket rose spray and Mickey-shaped wreath.

Cinderella's Coach for the deceased's arrival at service and transportation to burial site.

Major Domo to deliver death certificate in glass slipper during service.

Two trumpeting heralds to announce the deceased's entrance to the afterlife.

Rose Petals for a Staged Exit.

Valet Parking for hearse and guests.

Drunken wake in one of our beautiful gardens.

A Strolling Mourner to cry throughout cocktail hour and dinner.

Open Casket Bar throughout event (based on a five hour event).

Pew covers with Bows and specialty Silk Casket Overlays.

Whine Service with Dinner.

White Chocolate Castle Tombstone.

Sleeping Beauty Castle Backdrop.

Mickey & Minnie in Funeral Attire.

Landscaping Package, including freshly dug earth.

Every detail from crisp linens to catch falling tears to enchanting topiaries reaped by our floral department is given full attention by your Disney Undertaker. The only limit to your Disney funeral is your imagination.

(Yep. They could make a mint.)

Chernabog · 11-20-2007, 03:57 PM

Oooh! Oooh! I wanna get a job as a Strolling Mourner!

Disneyphile you are fvcking brilliant

Disneyphile · 11-20-2007, 05:39 PM

I also want a bit of me scattered off the back trails at Castaway Cay, and also a pinch dropped overboard from the Disney Magic.

wendybeth · 11-20-2007, 06:15 PM

Brilliant indeed, DP!

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 11-20-2007, 06:35 PM

After I die, I'd like to become a taxidermy sculpture, to be placed in storage alongside animatronic Abe Lincoln and the Country Bears. Just think of all the wild tea parties we will have.

Not Afraid · 11-20-2007, 07:31 PM

Taxidermy is a great idea! I would want to replace the Evil Queen looking out of her window above Snow.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 11-21-2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Taxidermy is a great idea! I would want to replace the Evil Queen looking out of her window above Snow.

In all seriousness, that was my first thought. The Queen and I, standing atop the ride. And then I thought, "No, that position belongs to NA. Me, I belong in storage with the rejects."

JWBear · 11-20-2007, 07:46 PM

Can I be an audioanimatronic pirate???

Kevy Baby · 11-20-2007, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

Can I be an audioanimatronic pirate???

While you are alive or after your passing?

JWBear · 11-21-2007, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

While you are alive or after your passing?

Dead and stuffed!

11-20-2007, 03:49 PM	#1
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Disney's Fairytale Funerals From an etched glass coffin, enjoy the view down the aisle of your very own fairy tale come true, while pallbearers dressed as royal footmen carry you like a princess to the castle drawbridge. Enjoy the enchantment of eulogies and wakes set against magical backdrops, unparalleled entertainment and savory menus as your personal "fairy undertaker" grants your every wish and ensures your rite is everything you have always dreamt it would be. This is the magic of Disney's Fairy Tale Funerals. Magical Floral Arrangements Surround your casket or urn with spectacular fresh floral creations. Disney's award-winning floral designers will create arrangements to your specific taste ranging from the simple elegance of death lilies to opulent wreaths overflowing with fragrant blooms. It's the perfect way to add a breathtaking touch to your final day. Magical Locations Say "goodbye" in the secluded outdoor Funeral Garden - a magical setting that captures the majesty, romance and eternal style of the early 20th Century. Roll down the aisle amid 800 breathtaking rose bushes that lead to a beautiful pearly gated gazebo where your maker awaits your arrival. The private setting of The Rose Court Garden is the ultimate in Fairy Tale endings. Sample Pricing Tears of Enchantment Package Memorial service in one of the magical and unique locations of the Disneyland® Resort with accompaniment of a traditional eulogist. Lavish floral to include casket rose spray and Mickey-shaped wreath. Cinderella's Coach for the deceased's arrival at service and transportation to burial site. Major Domo to deliver death certificate in glass slipper during service. Two trumpeting heralds to announce the deceased's entrance to the afterlife. Rose Petals for a Staged Exit. Valet Parking for hearse and guests. Drunken wake in one of our beautiful gardens. A Strolling Mourner to cry throughout cocktail hour and dinner. Open Casket Bar throughout event (based on a five hour event). Pew covers with Bows and specialty Silk Casket Overlays. Whine Service with Dinner. White Chocolate Castle Tombstone. Sleeping Beauty Castle Backdrop. Mickey & Minnie in Funeral Attire. Landscaping Package, including freshly dug earth. Every detail from crisp linens to catch falling tears to enchanting topiaries reaped by our floral department is given full attention by your Disney Undertaker. The only limit to your Disney funeral is your imagination. (Yep. They could make a mint.)
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Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Oooh! Oooh! I wanna get a job as a Strolling Mourner! Disneyphile you are fvcking brilliant __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	I also want a bit of me scattered off the back trails at Castaway Cay, and also a pinch dropped overboard from the Disney Magic.
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Brilliant indeed, DP! __________________
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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	After I die, I'd like to become a taxidermy sculpture, to be placed in storage alongside animatronic Abe Lincoln and the Country Bears. Just think of all the wild tea parties we will have.
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Taxidermy is a great idea! I would want to replace the Evil Queen looking out of her window above Snow.
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