Aaaauuughh! (Bad plastic surgery) - Page 7

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 12-05-2007, 12:17 AM

I had my soul removed with a real dull knife last year..

Chernabog · 12-05-2007, 10:15 AM

How did I not see this thread before?

I think what Joan Van Ark, Mary Tyler Moore, Joan Rivers, Kenny Rogers etc. have done is overboard. One can grow old without being a prune on one end or a caricatured freak on the other.

There are certain procedures I would like to have done though (though hopefully, nothing around the middle, I know diet and exercise can take care of that on me, and it's cheaper than a tummy tuck and lipo anyway). I'm not completely opposed to eventual Botox treatments. There are, however, certain things I find unattractive on me -- hair in various places that I'd like lasered, hair in other places that I would like put back, and for some reason I find having that crinkled skin in front the tragus on the ears unattractive. My dad has that, and if I did I would have it smoothed out somehow.

Joan Van Ark tho looks as bad as the cat lady.

JWBear · 12-05-2007, 10:24 AM

There is also a former gay porn star who had massive amounts of plastic surgery to his face. He looks hideous now. I can't remember his name, so I can't search for pictures.

Kevy Baby · 12-05-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

There is also a former gay porn star who had massive amounts of plastic surgery to his face. He looks hideous now. I can't remember his name, so I can't search for pictures.

Wasn't that Nirvanaman?

Alex · 03-07-2008, 04:13 PM

What do you know, it only took 30 years but she finally achieved every young girls dream back in 1975 of one day being Dr. Joyce Brothers.

I Heart Disneyland · 03-07-2008, 05:50 PM

I have a client who comes in to where I work, and her face looks like plastic. It's really tight and her cheekbones stick out a lot. It's so creepy. She resembles the Joker (Jack Nicholson version) minus the green face make up.

I just saw Joan Van Ark too on a Knots Landing reunion interview, and she looks so scary. It's sad, because Donna Mills looked radiant, and poor Joan Van Ark looked horrid.

€uroMeinke · 03-07-2008, 07:16 PM

Last night I was in a Boston brasserie, and the woman next to me apologized about the bruises on her face making her look like a raccoon due to her recent face lift. She was a great character, obviously old money Boston (Hermes scarf etc), but her recommendation on the steak tartar (there are only 2 places in Boston to get it) was right on the money.

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Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	How did I not see this thread before? I think what Joan Van Ark, Mary Tyler Moore, Joan Rivers, Kenny Rogers etc. have done is overboard. One can grow old without being a prune on one end or a caricatured freak on the other. There are certain procedures I would like to have done though (though hopefully, nothing around the middle, I know diet and exercise can take care of that on me, and it's cheaper than a tummy tuck and lipo anyway). I'm not completely opposed to eventual Botox treatments. There are, however, certain things I find unattractive on me -- hair in various places that I'd like lasered, hair in other places that I would like put back, and for some reason I find having that crinkled skin in front the tragus on the ears unattractive. My dad has that, and if I did I would have it smoothed out somehow. Joan Van Ark tho looks as bad as the cat lady. __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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I Heart Disneyland Hearts the Beatles!!!!! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Seattle bayyyyyyybe! Posts: 49	I have a client who comes in to where I work, and her face looks like plastic. It's really tight and her cheekbones stick out a lot. It's so creepy. She resembles the Joker (Jack Nicholson version) minus the green face make up. I just saw Joan Van Ark too on a Knots Landing reunion interview, and she looks so scary. It's sad, because Donna Mills looked radiant, and poor Joan Van Ark looked horrid. __________________ All You Need Is Love...Love Is All You Need!
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Last night I was in a Boston brasserie, and the woman next to me apologized about the bruises on her face making her look like a raccoon due to her recent face lift. She was a great character, obviously old money Boston (Hermes scarf etc), but her recommendation on the steak tartar (there are only 2 places in Boston to get it) was right on the money. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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