Jodie Foster Finally Comes Out! - Page 16

Gn2Dlnd · 12-15-2007, 12:10 AM

Yes, the "community" is in a quandary. It seems we've used up all the codes already, and we're stuck with boring old "top" or "bottom."

Wait, maybe it could be different colored hankies! And depending on the pocket it stuck out of it could mean different things! Or how about tapping your foot in a bathroom stall, it could be like morse code! Or winking! If I wink at you with my left eye it means I'm looking for a bottom, if I wink with my right, a top. Both eyes winking in rapid succession means I'm a dizzy queen who thinks he's Glinda the Good Witch.

Gays invented coded sexual messages. That's how we manage to cowardly hide in our closets and still get laid.

blueerica · 12-15-2007, 02:12 AM

Speaking as someone who doesn't really know, I've always figured that being a lesbian was as much about the emotional attraction to females as the physical.

That, and I could go for a night of (good) oral just about any old time and I'd be a pleased woman. Maybe that's why I've always been open to the possibility of a female partner, even if it's not happened and I have a preference for males and their genitalia. I've been fairly blessed in the receiving department.

lashbear · 12-15-2007, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I'm gay. But it's no one else's business that I'm a bottom.

Fine. NOW you tell me?

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

As long as we're asking questions / clarifying misconceptions, I still don't "get" sex between lesbians. I mean, with gay men, tab A goes into slot B or tab B goes into slot A. But girls?

I think they use Tresca instead of Tab.

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Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

Wait, maybe it could be different colored hankies! And depending on the pocket it stuck out of it could mean different things! Or how about tapping your foot in a bathroom stall, it could be like morse code! Or winking! If I wink at you with my left eye it means I'm looking for a bottom, if I wink with my right, a top. Both eyes winking in rapid succession means I'm a dizzy queen who thinks he's Glinda the Good Witch.

Sweetheart, you KILL me.

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Originally Posted by blueerica

I've been fairly blessed in the receiving department.

so's Gemini Cricket, by the sounds of it !!

...I always remember the line from "Longtime Companion" where the guys mother asks "Dear, are you a Top or a Bottom?"

Kevy Baby · 12-15-2007, 07:47 AM

A friend of mine took care of his father as he got old and started getting a little senile (is that a politically correct term?). They would spend every Monday together.

One Monday, as they were strolling through Laguna, out of the blue (they had not been discussing anything near this topic), Dad asks, "So [son], what's it like to get fvcked up the @ss?"

How does one answer a question like that from their father?

Gemini Cricket · 12-15-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

One Monday, as they were strolling through Laguna, out of the blue (they had not been discussing anything near this topic), Dad asks, "So [son], what's it like to get fvcked up the @ss?"

How does one answer a question like that from their father?

I'd say, "Well, Dad. Here, have a seat on this pointy fire hydrant."

I'm not sure if men who are Centers are always Centers and I don't know if men who are Quarterbacks are always Quarterbacks... but I for one an a Center. Yes, there are times when I get all "Grr, come here Tight End, you're gonna be my Wide Receiver." But for the most part I wait for the "Hike!" from a cute Brett Favre.

Disneyphile · 12-15-2007, 12:10 PM

Goonie - pretty much, your question's been answered already, but I have to add in the boobies, and the fact that appliances can last as long as their battery life (and longer if there are spares handy).

Kevy Baby · 12-15-2007, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I'm not sure if men who are Centers are always Centers and I don't know if men who are Quarterbacks are always Quarterbacks... but I for one an a Center. Yes, there are times when I get all "Grr, come here Tight End, you're gonna be my Wide Receiver." But for the most part I wait for the "Hike!" from a cute Brett Favre.

On the sports analogy thing, I often hear about the pitcher and catcher pairing

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Originally Posted by Disneyphile

...and the fact that appliances can last as long as their battery life (and longer if there are spares handy).

Plug-in appliances don't need a battery change

Disneyphile · 12-15-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Plug-in appliances don't need a battery change

And neither do some strap-on ones.

CoasterMatt · 12-15-2007, 12:43 PM

No real reason for it, but I just felt like posting this picture...

Morrigoon · 12-15-2007, 02:33 PM

Leave it to Kevy to whip out the Hitachi

12-15-2007, 12:10 AM	#1
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Yes, the "community" is in a quandary. It seems we've used up all the codes already, and we're stuck with boring old "top" or "bottom." Wait, maybe it could be different colored hankies! And depending on the pocket it stuck out of it could mean different things! Or how about tapping your foot in a bathroom stall, it could be like morse code! Or winking! If I wink at you with my left eye it means I'm looking for a bottom, if I wink with my right, a top. Both eyes winking in rapid succession means I'm a dizzy queen who thinks he's Glinda the Good Witch. Gays invented coded sexual messages. That's how we manage to cowardly hide in our closets and still get laid. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Speaking as someone who doesn't really know, I've always figured that being a lesbian was as much about the emotional attraction to females as the physical. That, and I could go for a night of (good) oral just about any old time and I'd be a pleased woman. Maybe that's why I've always been open to the possibility of a female partner, even if it's not happened and I have a preference for males and their genitalia. I've been fairly blessed in the receiving department. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	A friend of mine took care of his father as he got old and started getting a little senile (is that a politically correct term?). They would spend every Monday together. One Monday, as they were strolling through Laguna, out of the blue (they had not been discussing anything near this topic), Dad asks, "So [son], what's it like to get fvcked up the @ss?" How does one answer a question like that from their father? __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Goonie - pretty much, your question's been answered already, but I have to add in the boobies, and the fact that appliances can last as long as their battery life (and longer if there are spares handy).
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Leave it to Kevy to whip out the Hitachi __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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