<embarrassed cough> Brazilians! - Page 5

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-24-2005, 12:49 PM

I’ve been waxed once, and it was just a bit of light grooming. And I wanted to beat up the woman who performed what I considered to be a SURGICAL PROCEDURE.

It was only after she worked her magic and I was BLEEDING that she said, “You should really do this when the hair is shorter, or trim first.”

Trim first? I thought that was HER job, which made me blush even more as I could not believe I was paying another person to style my Down There Hair. It felt like hiring someone to peel my skin after a sunburn. Or pop a boil. I felt embarrassed for her.

And murderous towards her, who inflicted such pain on my person.

I bled. BLED.

If you’re supposed to trim first – if the hair should be at a certain length to minimize the pain – they should have told me first. God.

Now, my understanding about Brazilian waxes, and it’s probably already been stated, is that it’s not just the prepubescent wax. It’s not just a bare vagina. You’re a$$ hair goes too.

I say again, your a$$ hair goes too.

I’d consider the nubile teenager look, even though I’m horrified at the idea of a youthful blossom of a vagina being surrounded by a body being prematurely ravaged by gravity. That’s leading myself up to become a bad rap song: “Just roll her in dough and aim for the wet spot.”

Little girl vagina / Maturing woman’s body. I think I would stare at myself in a mirror and become very confused and possibly I might begin to cry for my mommy.

But if a sexual partner I really cared about really, really, really desired it, I’d consider it.

But my a$$ hair? Not if it was my one true love’s most secret heart’s desire! Not for all the orgies in Rome! Not for a chance to make out with Gerard Butler! Not if got my parents’ souls out of purgatory! Not for world peace!

Not Afraid · 03-24-2005, 08:46 PM

See, I wouldn't mind growing it except for my ankles. They're a bit hairier than other parts. Otherwise, I'd just let it grow if it wasn't so smelly (armpits).

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-24-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

See, I wouldn't mind growing it except for my ankles. They're a bit hairier than other parts.

*now envisioning hair cuffs on your ankles*

Mr. Fusion · 03-25-2005, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

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Originally Posted by Prudence

I haven't shaved my legs in probably a year.

As a teen I'd go all winter without shaving.

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

See, I wouldn't mind growing it except for my ankles. They're a bit hairier than other parts.

I don't know about anyone else, but all this talk about hair and shaving makes me think of this:

MickeyLumbo · 03-25-2005, 08:57 AM

how in the hell did i get sucked into this thread?

nonetheless, i was inspired and now have a bald three legged cat with a hitler mustache.

Baileykat · 03-24-2005, 10:20 PM

Can't stand not to shave my legs...of course I'm not lucky enough to be able to go one day in between...must shave everyday! bleck!

Prudence · 03-25-2005, 01:05 PM

I'm lucky, as I barely have any discerable leg hair at all. The very front of my legs from ankles to about 2/3 of the way to my knee has some hair, but it's very light. If the light doesn't catch it you might never notice.

I do tend to the armpits more often, but that's out of habit, since I used to have to strap myself into leotard and tights several times a week.

LSPoorEeyorick · 03-25-2005, 02:09 PM

Shaving: itchy.
Baldness: felt like part of me was gone.
Scalp massages: do not feel as extraordinary without coiffure. You follow?

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-26-2005, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Shaving: itchy.
Baldness: felt like part of me was gone.
Scalp massages: do not feel as extraordinary without coiffure. You follow?

Heehee!

Kevy Baby · 03-26-2005, 01:53 PM

GusGus got her first Brazilian a few weeks ago. Kevy no see for a couple of days because of bleeding. Kevy see. Kevy like. No grow-back stubble.

03-24-2005, 12:49 PM	#1
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	I’ve been waxed once, and it was just a bit of light grooming. And I wanted to beat up the woman who performed what I considered to be a SURGICAL PROCEDURE. It was only after she worked her magic and I was BLEEDING that she said, “You should really do this when the hair is shorter, or trim first.” Trim first? I thought that was HER job, which made me blush even more as I could not believe I was paying another person to style my Down There Hair. It felt like hiring someone to peel my skin after a sunburn. Or pop a boil. I felt embarrassed for her. And murderous towards her, who inflicted such pain on my person. I bled. BLED. If you’re supposed to trim first – if the hair should be at a certain length to minimize the pain – they should have told me first. God. Now, my understanding about Brazilian waxes, and it’s probably already been stated, is that it’s not just the prepubescent wax. It’s not just a bare vagina. You’re a$$ hair goes too. I say again, your a$$ hair goes too. I’d consider the nubile teenager look, even though I’m horrified at the idea of a youthful blossom of a vagina being surrounded by a body being prematurely ravaged by gravity. That’s leading myself up to become a bad rap song: “Just roll her in dough and aim for the wet spot.” Little girl vagina / Maturing woman’s body. I think I would stare at myself in a mirror and become very confused and possibly I might begin to cry for my mommy. But if a sexual partner I really cared about really, really, really desired it, I’d consider it. But my a$$ hair? Not if it was my one true love’s most secret heart’s desire! Not for all the orgies in Rome! Not for a chance to make out with Gerard Butler! Not if got my parents’ souls out of purgatory! Not for world peace!
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03-24-2005, 08:46 PM	#2
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	See, I wouldn't mind growing it except for my ankles. They're a bit hairier than other parts. Otherwise, I'd just let it grow if it wasn't so smelly (armpits).
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03-25-2005, 08:57 AM	#5
MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	how in the hell did i get sucked into this thread? nonetheless, i was inspired and now have a bald three legged cat with a hitler mustache. __________________
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Baileykat Hotel Expert! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: follow the yellow brick road and take a left Posts: 396	Can't stand not to shave my legs...of course I'm not lucky enough to be able to go one day in between...must shave everyday! bleck! __________________ Me:"Bailey you need to eat some fruit! Fruit never killed anyone!" Bailey" "Yes it did..Snow White!"
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03-25-2005, 01:05 PM	#7
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I'm lucky, as I barely have any discerable leg hair at all. The very front of my legs from ankles to about 2/3 of the way to my knee has some hair, but it's very light. If the light doesn't catch it you might never notice. I do tend to the armpits more often, but that's out of habit, since I used to have to strap myself into leotard and tights several times a week. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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03-25-2005, 02:09 PM	#8
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Shaving: itchy. Baldness: felt like part of me was gone. Scalp massages: do not feel as extraordinary without coiffure. You follow?
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03-26-2005, 01:53 PM	#10
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	GusGus got her first Brazilian a few weeks ago. Kevy no see for a couple of days because of bleeding. Kevy see. Kevy like. No grow-back stubble. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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