The LoT platform

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by sleepyjeff

Or we can just force states to spell their names the way they sound;

Oregon would become Oragun.

Illinois would become Ellanoy.

Washington would be Warshington

Dis, from one of our local yutes.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by JWBear

You all missed the most important one... Free bacon in every home!

Hmm, free bacon, seems a bit much to me. How about if we guarantee the opportunity for everyone to purchase bacon at affordable prices? You can opt out of the bacon if you wish. After all, why should religious Jewish and Muslim Americans be forced to pay for others' bacon?

Libraries in elementary schools would be my pet project, including a full time library media technician for each.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Hmm, free bacon, seems a bit much to me. How about if we guarantee the opportunity for everyone to purchase bacon at affordable prices? You can opt out of the bacon if you wish. After all, why should religious Jewish and Muslim Americans be forced to pay for others' bacon?

Libraries in elementary schools would be my pet project, including a full time library media technician for each.

Hey... If Hoover can offer a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage, I can offer bacon in every home. My promise is far more economically feasible. And if some people don't want their bacon, well then... Tough tiddley-winks! I'm sure that in 1928 there were people who didn't like chicken, but Hoover still won! So there!

[Alex]

Originally Posted by JWBear

I'm sure that in 1928 there were people who didn't like chicken, but Hoover still won! So there!

And look how well that turned out for him.

[sleepyjeff]

Originally Posted by Alex

And look how well that turned out for him.

He's got a big Dam named after him

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by JWBear

And if some people don't want their bacon, well then... Tough tiddley-winks! I'm sure that in 1928 there were people who didn't like chicken, but Hoover still won! So there!

With all those exclamation points and Bush-like aggressiveness (I think he's said "tough tiddly-winks" at least once), not to mention sticking his tongue out at the end of his debated point, I think JW could be running for Congress.

The Jews and Muslims would never vote for a Bacon platform...

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

With all those exclamation points and Bush-like aggressiveness (I think he's said "tough tiddly-winks" at least once), not to mention sticking his tongue out at the end of his debated point, I think JW could be running for Congress....

And if I did, and I was elected, my constituency would be getting exactly what they deserve...

[blueerica]

Free bacon. It'll be like government cheese, but bacon-y.

Hey, I know that not everyone would be comfortable to talk about it... but did anyone here get the stuff. We did. It actually wasn't that bad. Though I think it has propelled my continual search for the finest of cheeses available to me.

I'd propose greater public transportation requirements for cities, and bullet trains between highly populated areas. And Star Trek transporters. It would make my life a lot easier.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by blueerica

...and bullet trains between highly populated areas. And Star Trek transporters.

Wouldn't the latter preclude the need for the former?

[blueerica]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Wouldn't the latter preclude the need for the former?

Yeah, but I figure it might be really expensive and more risky, thus not everyone would want to use the transporters. So, better public trans would probably be good, too.