WTF Stories of the Week - Page 183

Capt Jack · 09-03-2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I just thought of something really wacky the fairs should try next year: take some regular potatoes and cut them into long thin strips (maybe a 1/4" square and as long as the potato). Leave them naked (don't batter them) and just put them in a the deep fryer. Cook until golden brown, drain and lightly salt. Serve them with a dipping sauce made from tomato concentrate, corn syrup (or other sugar), vinegar, salt, herb extracts (including celery), spice and garlic powder.

Now THAT would be really wacky!

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

So like... frenched (the cut) potatoes... fried? Frenched and fried potatoes? Novel.

ewww..

that'll never fly.

where do people come up with this sh!t?

Betty · 09-03-2009, 02:05 PM

Obama want to address school kids at school via tv or dvd. Some parents are outraged and this attempt at indoctination.

They'll keep their kids out of school.

The address is says it will be about education and encouraging students to achieve their short and long term education goals.

Betty · 09-03-2009, 05:47 PM

Okay - here's a story that you just can't make up.

Fire chief is shot in back, by cop, in court, over traffic ticket!

It would seem there's a bit of corruption going on:

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the hearing apparently escalated to a scuffle, ending when an officer shot Payne from behind.

Prosecutor Lindsey Fairley said Thursday that he didn't plan to file any felony charges against the officer or Payne.

Fairley, reached at his home, said Payne could face a misdemeanor charge stemming from the scuffle

He said he didn't remember the name of the officer who fired the shot.

The judge retired. City hall is locked up. The mayor has an unmarked police car in her driveway. Police car and fire truck were repossessed. WTF is going on in that town!?

JWBear · 09-03-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Betty

WTF is going on in that town!?

One word: Arkansas

Alex · 09-03-2009, 10:05 AM

Of course you can get french fries at the fair. But to compensate for their relative boringness, they come in 5 lb quantities at minimum.

Alex · 09-03-2009, 03:07 PM

8th Grade.

President George Bush gave a speech about the evils of drugs that every class in my school was interrupted to watch.

Ghoulish Delight · 09-03-2009, 03:33 PM

How dare the President address the people!

Betty · 09-03-2009, 05:26 PM

My post up there has so many typos perhaps I need to go back to school.

CoasterMatt · 09-08-2009, 12:12 PM

Kid Shoots Himself In The Penis

Oh, how I wish this would happen more often.

Tref · 09-08-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Kid Shoots Himself In The Penis

Oh, how I wish this would happen more often.

We all have our dreams.

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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Obama want to address school kids at school via tv or dvd. Some parents are outraged and this attempt at indoctination. They'll keep their kids out of school. The address is says it will be about education and encouraging students to achieve their short and long term education goals. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Of course you can get french fries at the fair. But to compensate for their relative boringness, they come in 5 lb quantities at minimum.
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	8th Grade. President George Bush gave a speech about the evils of drugs that every class in my school was interrupted to watch.
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	How dare the President address the people! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	My post up there has so many typos perhaps I need to go back to school. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Kid Shoots Himself In The Penis Oh, how I wish this would happen more often. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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