WTF Stories of the Week - Page 194

Ghoulish Delight · 09-24-2009, 04:47 PM

Here's your money back, and if it's any consolation we knew full well we were selling you and 20,000 other people a ticket to an awful experience that we by no means had the facilities to accomodate!

innerSpaceman · 09-24-2009, 05:14 PM

Pfft, sports fans get what they deserve.

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-24-2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Pfft, sports fans get what they deserve.

Hilarious.

This sort of thing smells illegal. Not enough bathrooms? Inability to see the event/venue itself? Bait and switch, health code violations, possibly a fire hazard...

blueerica · 09-24-2009, 09:11 PM

Hmm, and here I thought the Oregon coach sending a personal check to the fan that followed the team to Boise State only to see them lose (and subsequently lose a player) was the refund story of the 'football' season.

But, this is amazing.

Alex · 09-24-2009, 09:47 PM

If he gets to count people who can't actually see the game in person towards the attendance record I hope he included me in that number since I also only watched it on TV.

Ghoulish Delight · 09-29-2009, 02:52 PM

The mind boggles. Meet the newest American Girl doll, Gwen. She's homeless :|

Moonliner · 09-29-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

The mind boggles. Meet the newest American Girl doll, Gwen. She's homeless :|

And.... Wait for it..... She's only $95.00

Buy one now. It's sure to be a collectors item once they yank it of the shelves next week.

DreadPirateRoberts · 09-29-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

And.... Wait for it..... She's only $95.00

Buy one now. It's sure to be a collectors item once they yank it of the shelves next week.

then she truly will be homeless.

bewitched · 09-29-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

The mind boggles. Meet the newest American Girl doll, Gwen. She's homeless :|

Yes, because I want my nine year old daughter to play "I'm homeless" with her dolls and imagine all of the fun and frivolity that entails.

Strangler Lewis · 09-29-2009, 03:25 PM

She's a bargain, because you don't have to spring for grooming supplies or get her hair done--for more than I pay for a haircut--at the salon at the American Girl stores. Also, you probably won't be taking her to tea at the American Girl Cafe because she won't be allowed in.

09-24-2009, 04:47 PM	#1
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Here's your money back, and if it's any consolation we knew full well we were selling you and 20,000 other people a ticket to an awful experience that we by no means had the facilities to accomodate! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Pfft, sports fans get what they deserve.
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Hmm, and here I thought the Oregon coach sending a personal check to the fan that followed the team to Boise State only to see them lose (and subsequently lose a player) was the refund story of the 'football' season. But, this is amazing. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	If he gets to count people who can't actually see the game in person towards the attendance record I hope he included me in that number since I also only watched it on TV.
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	The mind boggles. Meet the newest American Girl doll, Gwen. She's homeless :\| __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	She's a bargain, because you don't have to spring for grooming supplies or get her hair done--for more than I pay for a haircut--at the salon at the American Girl stores. Also, you probably won't be taking her to tea at the American Girl Cafe because she won't be allowed in. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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