WTF Stories of the Week - Page 239

JWBear · 03-23-2010, 08:13 PM

Is that really an traditional suicide method?!

Morrigoon · 03-23-2010, 10:08 PM

I don't understand... does he have to leave it there till his bowels back up or what?

RStar · 03-24-2010, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

I don't understand... does he have to leave it there till his bowels back up or what?

[Maxwell Smart voice] "Oh, the old banana in the tailpipe trick!"[/Maxwell Smart voice]

SacTown Chronic · 03-25-2010, 12:20 PM

Suicide, huh? That's the best excuse for shoving fruit up your ass I've ever heard.

"Dad, how could you?"

"Uh, I was despondent?"

CoasterMatt · 03-24-2010, 06:02 AM

Maybe he made a big mistake trying an ancient recipe for stuffed zucchini?

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-24-2010, 09:59 AM

"Ohhhh, I see what happened. It's 'jam a sword in your heart', not 'jam a zucchini in your butt'. Oops."

Kevy Baby · 03-24-2010, 11:03 AM

What...

How...

Why...

:sigh:

Moonliner · 03-24-2010, 01:24 PM

Let this be a lesson to anyone that still buys into that "Vegetables are good for you" propaganda.

Betty · 03-24-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Let this be a lesson to anyone that still buys into that "Vegetables are good for you" propaganda.

It's true! They always cause trouble in the end.

JWBear · 03-24-2010, 02:39 PM

<wince>

03-23-2010, 08:13 PM	#1
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I don't understand... does he have to leave it there till his bowels back up or what? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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03-25-2010, 12:20 PM	#4
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Suicide, huh? That's the best excuse for shoving fruit up your ass I've ever heard. "Dad, how could you?" "Uh, I was despondent?" __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Maybe he made a big mistake trying an ancient recipe for stuffed zucchini? __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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03-24-2010, 09:59 AM	#6
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	"Ohhhh, I see what happened. It's 'jam a sword in your heart', not 'jam a zucchini in your butt'. Oops."
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03-24-2010, 11:03 AM	#7
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03-24-2010, 01:24 PM	#8
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Let this be a lesson to anyone that still buys into that "Vegetables are good for you" propaganda.
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03-24-2010, 02:39 PM	#10
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	<wince> __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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