WTF Stories of the Week - Page 321

Betty · 09-07-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Sigh, I remember when he was just a little green slab of clay...

You should see what Gumby can do today!

Alex · 09-07-2011, 12:51 PM

More importantly, if he was relying on a minivan we can only assume that Pokey is dead.

CoasterMatt · 09-07-2011, 01:20 PM

What a blockhead!

alphabassettgrrl · 09-07-2011, 01:23 PM

Depends how quickly you can ditch the costume because nobody is looking at your height or your build or anything else but the costume. You get in, get the money, get out, strip out and now you're just another person.

Capt Jack · 09-07-2011, 03:42 PM

just 26 cents poorer

Not Afraid · 09-07-2011, 11:38 PM

50/50 chance I'll wake up to one of these songs" "Gumby Theme Song" or Queen "Don't Stop Me Now".

JWBear · 09-08-2011, 09:29 AM

I've had "Don't Stop Me Now" going through my head for the last couple of days.

I stopped for gas this morning, and they were playing Lovin' Spoonfull's "Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind". Now that is stuck in my brain.

Alex · 09-09-2011, 12:20 PM

Child abuse isn't so much a WTF (as in odd, definitely as a deed), but there are three abusive acts mentioned in the first paragraph of this story. I have to say, gluing her hands to a wall seems the least noteworthy of them.

Ghoulish Delight · 09-13-2011, 09:51 AM

A different side of humanity than this thread tends to feature (and a good reminder that, given the opportunity, most people will attempt to do the right thing in extreme situations):

Crowd of bystanders lift a burning car to rescue trapped motorcyclist

Ghoulish Delight · 09-13-2011, 03:09 PM

My brain hurts

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A guy accused of being Anonymous, but who used his real name online, can now no longer use his real name... because he may have been a part of Anonymous.

09-07-2011, 12:51 PM	#2
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	More importantly, if he was relying on a minivan we can only assume that Pokey is dead.
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	What a blockhead! __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Depends how quickly you can ditch the costume because nobody is looking at your height or your build or anything else but the costume. You get in, get the money, get out, strip out and now you're just another person. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	just 26 cents poorer __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	50/50 chance I'll wake up to one of these songs" "Gumby Theme Song" or Queen "Don't Stop Me Now".
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09-08-2011, 09:29 AM	#7
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	I've had "Don't Stop Me Now" going through my head for the last couple of days. I stopped for gas this morning, and they were playing Lovin' Spoonfull's "Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind". Now that is stuck in my brain. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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09-09-2011, 12:20 PM	#8
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Child abuse isn't so much a WTF (as in odd, definitely as a deed), but there are three abusive acts mentioned in the first paragraph of this story. I have to say, gluing her hands to a wall seems the least noteworthy of them.
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09-13-2011, 09:51 AM	#9
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	A different side of humanity than this thread tends to feature (and a good reminder that, given the opportunity, most people will attempt to do the right thing in extreme situations): Crowd of bystanders lift a burning car to rescue trapped motorcyclist __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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