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Old 11-06-2008, 08:21 AM   #1
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Joe the Plumber hires a publicist.

Joe better cash in as quickly as possible, because I'm thinking after Tuesday demand might just drop off a bit...
Whew! I can now sleep better at night. Our friend Joe the Plumber is going to flush out corruption among our elected officials. The same Joe who is an unlicensed plumber and does not pay his taxes. Really. You can't make this s*it up. A "Freedom" membership on his website is only $14.95/yr and comes with one free plunging.


(ok, I made that last little bit up)
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Old 10-31-2008, 10:27 AM   #2
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Bowler dies moments after first perfect game
62-year-old Michigan man collapses as he's congratulated by teammates
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RAVENNA, Mich. - A Michigan man who bowled his first perfect game immediately collapsed in the bowling alley and died.
The story

"My life is complete. I think I shall die now."
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Old 10-31-2008, 10:53 AM   #3
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OMG - I was posting that at the same time as you, Kevy.

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Old 11-01-2008, 10:57 AM   #4
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Couple charged with stealing steaks, chicken wings

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A man and woman have been charged with using a steak knife to make threats when stealing 20 steaks and a bag of chicken wings from a Buffalo supermarket Wednesday afternoon.

The officers recovered the steaks inside a washing machine and the chicken wings inside Smith's purse.
These is my kinds of people! "Honey, the warshin' machine is almost out of steak, couldja run down to the Save-A-Buck and grab a couple? Oh, and leave your purse here. Nom nom nom."
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:46 PM   #5
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Outrage over 'chastity belt' lingerie fitted with GPS tracking system

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Feminists around the world have reacted with horror to a new line of lingerie that comes equipped with a GPS tracking system.

The 'find me if you can' range of underwear has been described as a modern-day, high-tech chastity belt.
The whole story (semi-NSFW as it does show a girl in lingerie)

I really don't understand what the purpose of this would be, but it is an amusing topic.
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:19 AM   #6
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I find the discussion part most amusing.
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:03 AM   #7
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Screw that, I want GPS enabled car/house keys
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:56 PM   #8
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Old 11-05-2008, 12:11 PM   #9
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Runaway teen compacted by recycling truck
Boy's escape bid from boot camp ends in Wis. hospital after ordeal

Actually, I prefer the headline that showed in my news banner:
"Teen Survives Recycling Truck Compacting:

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MILWAUKEE - A teenage boy has survived after being accidentally dumped into the back of a recycling truck and compacted, police said.

Police in Milwaukee said the 14-year-old ran away from a boot camp-style school for teens Monday and hid in a recycling bin filled with cardboard.
The rest of the story.
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Old 11-05-2008, 12:57 PM   #10
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ok, thats just hilarious
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