Potentially embarrassing moments - Page 4

Not Afraid · 05-13-2008, 03:31 PM

When Chris and I were first dating we were very, very, very, um, "active". We had several embarrassing moments of being caught in the act by several family members. On one occasion, his father walked into the room, opened the small fridge and started making a sandwich. On another, his very conservative BIL walked into the room looking for his wife and found naked us instead. Chris made a vallant effort to cover us up, but only succeeded in covering my back leaving the rest of me exposed. I was doing a good job of covering him.

After too many occasions of interruption, we enjoyed my parents being out of town. We had the entire 4 bedroom house to ourselves and made good use of it. One day Chris presented me with a concern It seems his naughty bits had developed a rash. Fearing the worse, we went to the free clinic for his and her exams. I checked out fine. The doctor who examined Chris took one look at him and asked if he'd been sexually active recently. When he explained how we were enjoying our privacy he replied "you are suffering from overuse - just keep it in your pants for a while and you'll be fine".

Ghoulish Delight · 05-13-2008, 03:33 PM

Oooh, that all reminds me of that time I dislocated CP's kneecap while in her bedroom at her parents' place, with her parents right on the other side of a very thin door.

katiesue · 05-13-2008, 03:34 PM

If you're having fun in a tent - turn the lights off first.

cirquelover · 05-13-2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by katiesue

If you're having fun in a tent - turn the lights off first.

You know, I'd never thought about that before but now that you mention it, it does sound like a bad idea. I'd rather not think back to all the times Gary and I went camping

katiesue · 05-13-2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by cirquelover

You know, I'd never thought about that before but now that you mention it, it does sound like a bad idea. I'd rather not think back to all the times Gary and I went camping

Yea camping with my Aunt & Uncle - oopps. At least I was with a Ranger so I was safe

Prudence · 05-13-2008, 04:14 PM

I am a paragon of propriety and good taste and have no stories to share.

Capt Jack · 05-13-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

I am a paragon of propriety and good taste and have no stories to share.

I have a memory that blocks out such things in blissful denial and therefore have no stories to share.

katiesue · 05-13-2008, 06:10 PM

My life has been a constant stream of humiliation - it's a daily event.

GusGus · 05-13-2008, 06:38 PM

have you heard my hiccups?

BarTopDancer · 05-13-2008, 06:51 PM

They get applause!

05-13-2008, 03:31 PM	#1
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	When Chris and I were first dating we were very, very, very, um, "active". We had several embarrassing moments of being caught in the act by several family members. On one occasion, his father walked into the room, opened the small fridge and started making a sandwich. On another, his very conservative BIL walked into the room looking for his wife and found naked us instead. Chris made a vallant effort to cover us up, but only succeeded in covering my back leaving the rest of me exposed. I was doing a good job of covering him. After too many occasions of interruption, we enjoyed my parents being out of town. We had the entire 4 bedroom house to ourselves and made good use of it. One day Chris presented me with a concern It seems his naughty bits had developed a rash. Fearing the worse, we went to the free clinic for his and her exams. I checked out fine. The doctor who examined Chris took one look at him and asked if he'd been sexually active recently. When he explained how we were enjoying our privacy he replied "you are suffering from overuse - just keep it in your pants for a while and you'll be fine".
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05-13-2008, 03:33 PM	#2
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Oooh, that all reminds me of that time I dislocated CP's kneecap while in her bedroom at her parents' place, with her parents right on the other side of a very thin door. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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05-13-2008, 03:34 PM	#3
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	If you're having fun in a tent - turn the lights off first. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I am a paragon of propriety and good taste and have no stories to share. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	My life has been a constant stream of humiliation - it's a daily event. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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