Attack of the haikus! - Page 13

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-11-2005, 10:08 PM

Eyes are drying out.
What's my bedtime, anyway?
Maybe, should be 10.

Monorail Man · 04-17-2005, 02:37 AM

Pack for the trip: Done
One Whole Week at Sea, Too Fun
Sail Away, Today

blueerica · 04-17-2005, 08:56 AM

As I said in that
other thread I really am
a bit jealous now M!

Today, I will be
cleaning up this house of mine
and some gardening.

Not Afraid · 04-17-2005, 10:54 AM

From Haiku U - a collection of great books told in 17 syllables comes:

Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre:

O woe! His mad wife—
in the attic! Had they but
lived together first.

There is also Haiku for Jews, Redneck Haiku and Cat Haiku books.

You are my best friend,
Person allergic to cats.
Let me shed on you.

If the vet took your
Temperature that way, I
Bet you'd complain, too

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-18-2005, 11:52 AM

Heehee, Haiku for Jews, that's hilarious!

Quote:

Today I am a
man. Tomorrow I return
to the seventh grade.

scaeagles · 04-18-2005, 12:14 PM

O where, O where has
all the nasty haiku gone?
Sactown, we need you

wendybeth · 04-18-2005, 12:22 PM

Ginormous shafts, balls
Corndogs and appliances
Scaeagles needs his fix.

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-18-2005, 01:20 PM

Black bean sauce on jeans.
Wipe hands to keep keyboard clean.
L-O-T and lunch.

Reading screenplays makes
writing them seem easier.
At least I can try.

Coincidence!
Read first comic book in years
"Sin City", same day.

blueerica · 04-18-2005, 04:45 PM

I am not looking
for anything but a chance
to skip class today.

I would much rather
go to a coffeeship or
to a fun movie.

But I suppose that
I must be good and attend.
I should log off now.

But really, must I?
Oh, this really makes me sad.
I'll get over it.

Librarians have
tighter buns it says
in red above me.

Teeheehee!

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-18-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueerica

I would much rather
go to a coffeeship or
to a fun movie.

This Info*Bitch says:
Even Boolean searches
Won't find "coffeeship".

04-11-2005, 10:08 PM	#1
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Eyes are drying out. What's my bedtime, anyway? Maybe, should be 10. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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04-17-2005, 02:37 AM	#2
Monorail Man Yummy? Yummy? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At one of many parties! Posts: 150	Pack for the trip: Done One Whole Week at Sea, Too Fun Sail Away, Today __________________ -Hastin Zylstra
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04-17-2005, 08:56 AM	#3
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	As I said in that other thread I really am a bit jealous now M! Today, I will be cleaning up this house of mine and some gardening.
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04-17-2005, 10:54 AM	#4
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	From Haiku U - a collection of great books told in 17 syllables comes: Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre: O woe! His mad wife— in the attic! Had they but lived together first. There is also Haiku for Jews, Redneck Haiku and Cat Haiku books. You are my best friend, Person allergic to cats. Let me shed on you. If the vet took your Temperature that way, I Bet you'd complain, too
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04-18-2005, 12:14 PM	#6
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	O where, O where has all the nasty haiku gone? Sactown, we need you
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04-18-2005, 12:22 PM	#7
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Ginormous shafts, balls Corndogs and appliances Scaeagles needs his fix. __________________
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04-18-2005, 01:20 PM	#8
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Black bean sauce on jeans. Wipe hands to keep keyboard clean. L-O-T and lunch. Reading screenplays makes writing them seem easier. At least I can try. Coincidence! Read first comic book in years "Sin City", same day. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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04-18-2005, 04:45 PM	#9
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	I am not looking for anything but a chance to skip class today. I would much rather go to a coffeeship or to a fun movie. But I suppose that I must be good and attend. I should log off now. But really, must I? Oh, this really makes me sad. I'll get over it. Librarians have tighter buns it says in red above me. Teeheehee!
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