My infant daughter doesn't look enough like a whore, what can I do? - Page 2

wendybeth · 06-29-2008, 12:24 AM

I remember after the ToJo's meet a few years back when we were leaving the restaurant and Darkbeer started (very obviously) to distract Tori when we passed the new LibbyLu. I asked him what he was up to and he said he didn't want her to be sucked in by the 'Prostitot' place. Later, when we saw the tarted up little Jonbenet's on their daily parade I was very grateful. Kids don't realize what that shyt's about- they just see the glitter and pretty bling and think it's fun. She still remembers that, and I think his attitude toward the place helped to lessen the allure, as she never seemed interested on subsequent trips. Later, when she was in dance, I saw the same sort of weirdness, but luckily she was in Hip/Hop and they just got to wear cool clothes.

LashStoat · 06-29-2008, 12:36 AM

Dear WendyBeth,

Thanks for raising our ToriBear...to be as normal as a LoTter can be, and thank God she knows not to wear P-pink high heel shoes.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

wendybeth · 06-29-2008, 12:49 AM

I have a confession, Lashstoat- she did have a pair when she was four. It came in an innocuous looking Princess Trunk that contained a variety of pinky-bling Princess items, but luckily she has her mother's graceful athletic abilities and she couldn't go more than a meter on them. In her defense, they did have pretty purple feathers on them- I understand the initial attraction, but her La Gasse genes kicked in and when she realized they were uncomfortable she kicked them to the curb. I hope she continues to exhibit this attitude in life, particularly when she starts dating .

Isaac · 06-29-2008, 01:03 AM

Now I know what to buy for Taylor for her birthday

belleh5 · 07-01-2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by zapppop

Now I know what to buy for Taylor for her birthday

She wears a size 5C.

HA HA HA!!

I think they are cute, but I would never buy them for Taylor.

alphabassettgrrl · 06-29-2008, 05:20 PM

I don't remember the link but there's a website where they'll edit your child's baby pictures into glamor-shots. It was pretty frightening. But it'd go well with the heels.

Kevy Baby · 06-29-2008, 05:29 PM

I couldn't find any software, but I did find this:

alphabassettgrrl · 06-29-2008, 08:41 PM

Found a couple.
http://www.kelsphotocreations.com/
http://pageantphotoretouching.homestead.com/index.html

Some are more than a little creepy. They started out as normal children...

BarTopDancer · 06-29-2008, 09:14 PM

In the 2nd link the Wizard of Oz is actually cute.

Those kids don't need photo-shopping done

The only truly disturbing one that I noticed on the main page was the bathing suit one.

Kevy Baby · 06-30-2008, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

The only truly disturbing one that I noticed on the main page was the bathing suit one.

This is the one that freaked me out:

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06-29-2008, 12:24 AM	#1
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	I remember after the ToJo's meet a few years back when we were leaving the restaurant and Darkbeer started (very obviously) to distract Tori when we passed the new LibbyLu. I asked him what he was up to and he said he didn't want her to be sucked in by the 'Prostitot' place. Later, when we saw the tarted up little Jonbenet's on their daily parade I was very grateful. Kids don't realize what that shyt's about- they just see the glitter and pretty bling and think it's fun. She still remembers that, and I think his attitude toward the place helped to lessen the allure, as she never seemed interested on subsequent trips. Later, when she was in dance, I saw the same sort of weirdness, but luckily she was in Hip/Hop and they just got to wear cool clothes. __________________
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LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Dear WendyBeth, Thanks for raising our ToriBear...to be as normal as a LoTter can be, and thank God she knows not to wear P-pink high heel shoes. Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX.
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06-29-2008, 12:49 AM	#3
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	I have a confession, Lashstoat- she did have a pair when she was four. It came in an innocuous looking Princess Trunk that contained a variety of pinky-bling Princess items, but luckily she has her mother's graceful athletic abilities and she couldn't go more than a meter on them. In her defense, they did have pretty purple feathers on them- I understand the initial attraction, but her La Gasse genes kicked in and when she realized they were uncomfortable she kicked them to the curb. I hope she continues to exhibit this attitude in life, particularly when she starts dating . __________________
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Isaac the one n only Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1,236	Now I know what to buy for Taylor for her birthday __________________
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	I don't remember the link but there's a website where they'll edit your child's baby pictures into glamor-shots. It was pretty frightening. But it'd go well with the heels. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I couldn't find any software, but I did find this: __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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06-29-2008, 08:41 PM	#8
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Found a couple. http://www.kelsphotocreations.com/ http://pageantphotoretouching.homestead.com/index.html Some are more than a little creepy. They started out as normal children... __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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06-29-2008, 09:14 PM	#9
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	In the 2nd link the Wizard of Oz is actually cute. Those kids don't need photo-shopping done The only truly disturbing one that I noticed on the main page was the bathing suit one. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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