The Words You Say (almost) Everyday - Page 2

Ponine · 04-17-2005, 11:05 AM

Oatmeal, cinnamon crunchers, eggs, hard boiled eggs, and Cheetah chomps. We've had the same breakfast choices since you were two. You're six now, try to remember them, please.

Do you know how to eat and watch tv at the same time? You do? Then why is it taking you thirty minutes to eat???

When Tarzan ends, the TV goes off. Its the same thing every day.

It's 7:15, why arent we gone yet?

Crap, we're late.

Venti shaken Black tea lemonade, with four valencia and two raspberry please. (I guess i need to jump on the soy bandwagon!)

Good morning. / Morning lover. (depending on which coworker I walk by. each said about five times)

Good morning, and what teacher is making our lives difficult today?

No he's not, hang on, let me check IMDB.

No, he's not my husband. No, HE's really not my husband. THAT's Colin Firth. No, thats my son, I dont have a daughter. (The pictures hanging in my cube)

You know, you could do that in excel much faster.

Why? I just import the data into excel and sort it.

No, a teacher cant get two hours regular time on a school day, their work day is regular time, it has to be another KIND of time.

I cant use that, I need your id #.

I couldnt tell you, you'll need to call the help desk, that's what they're there for.

No, I cant work overtime, I have to be at ESS by 6pm.

Kids choice or mommy's choice for dinner?

Did you do your homework? Can I see?

Most people, when they take a shower wash their face too.

I love you Najo.

Not Afraid · 04-17-2005, 11:10 AM

Awwwww, Buster's belly is so cute!
Hello Jackie-wackie Mr purr boy love bug.
Scoundrel NO!
Soundrel sounds like a piggie-wiggie
Look at Pookie's tongue! Pookie's cute!
Girlie-whirlie want some water?
Good morning Himachi
Hi Honey!
Good night, I love you.

Mousey Girl · 04-17-2005, 07:23 PM

Nickolas Raymond, I told you to leave those rats alone!! It is not just everyday, but serveral times each day.

MickeyD · 04-17-2005, 07:58 PM

"Venti non-fat white mocha, please."

"Crap." (all day, every day)

"Religious Ed., This is Heather"

"You're out of control."

"Don't forget....." (to my boss)

"We talked about this yesterday, remember?" (to my boss, who forgot)

"STOP FIGHTING" (to my cats)

Boss Radio · 04-18-2005, 02:30 AM

I'm going to be late.
Hello? I'm running a little late today.
Hello, people. Sorry I'm late.
No problem. Tiger by the tail.
Soon.
Five more minutes.
I swear.
I'm like 98% done. All I have to do is...
I have to leave.
Almost done.
Starving.
Honey? Running a little late.

dsnylndmom · 04-18-2005, 08:30 AM

Mine's a big combination of Claire's and Dena's

"Get up Kyler, no not 5 more minutes, now. Kyler get up, get up Kyler.Now put clothes on, get dressed, Kyler get up"

"Shawn get, up. Get up Shawnie, come on little on it's time to get up. Come on let's get dressed, open your eyes come on Shawn"

"Eat guys, no eat now, do I need to turn the tv off?"

"Shawn where are your shoes now? Kyler where are Shawn's schoes??"

"Kyler do you have lunch money, are you sure? Well go and grab it"

"Shawn do you have your book bag? It's right there on the table where it ALWAYS is, Shawn the other table, no that one"

"We're going to to be late, let's go. Come one let's go. Did you guys not hear me? We're going to be late'

"Crap where are my keys? Kyler have you seen my keys? WHat about my cell, Shawn have you seen my cell?"

"Kyler I love you"

"Gimme a kiss Shawnie, love you"

"Have a good day guys"

"Venti non fat no whip toffee nut latte please, no, that's it thanks"

"How's your coffee?"(to Aaron)

"How was your day Shawnie?"

"no you can't watch games you have to have lunch first, no lunch first, lunch then games"

"Ready for homework! Yes homework, yes"

"Brother will be home in 2 hours(followed by 1 hour, 30 minutes, 15 minutes, anytime)"

"How was your day Ky? Oh no what happened"

"Snack, homework chores, then go play. No homework first, no, no YOu can not do your homework later. No chores now no do you want to NOT go outside?"

"Kyler any papers from your teacher? Are you sure? Positive? yeah I thought so"

"who forgot to flush?"(at least 3 times)

"Stop fighting, I don't care who started stop fighting"

"Shawn you're not a dog"

"No that's what we're having for dinner, no we'er not going to _____ no fine don't eat"

"stop fighting"

"it's time to come in, yes now, no not 5 minutes, because it's time to come in"

"go wash your hands(over and over) did you wash them? let me see the other side. Could you manage your face too, yes your face"

"k tv times over time to shower, yes tonight, yes yes you have to wash you hair AND body, yes"

"did you you soap? shampoo? Are you sure?"

"mop up the water on the floor, yes you, wipe it up"

"take your clothes to the laundry room yes the dirty ones'

"brush your teeth, you did? are you sure? Yeah I thought so"

"storytime Shawn, Kyler reading time"

"good night I love you"

through out the day

"who loves you? Mommy does"

"I love you Shawnie"

"Psst Ky who loves you?"

"I love you infinity"

"What should we have for dinner tonight"

And many road rage issues, that are postable

SacTown Chronic · 04-18-2005, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dsnylndmom

"did you you soap? shampoo? Are you sure?"

Every freaking day with Todd. And he'll lie about it -- he's failed many hair sniff tests over the years.

LSPoorEeyorick · 04-18-2005, 09:23 AM

Can you put the snooze on?

Good morning. (Kiss.) Go back to sleep!

How are you feeling, Mom?

Sorry I'm late!

Is it Large Group or Small Group? What is the external claim number?

How was your day? I missed you! (Said to either A or T, depending on where I am that evening.)

Oh, no. I spilled again.

No, (Tesser/Dorothy) you can't go outside.

(Wembley/Lillian)... c'mere! C'mere! (Pets sofa.) C'mere!

Indeed.

What did I miss? Ohh, I drooled on you again.

Love you.

MerryPrankster · 04-18-2005, 10:10 AM

Good morning, ______! (Whatever name I'm currently calling my husband. Lately it's been Jodie the Pig from The Amityville Horror because he burned his eyeballs a fiery red. These are names of affection. We have a warped sense of humor.)

Do you have any conference calls today?

What time are you going to go running?

What's your schedule tomorrow?

Yeah, we have to start eating a lot healthier.

Another unknown caller/blocked call...I'm not answering it.

Look at this spider!

Get that snowboard out of the house!

Hello...yeah, okay. But I really need to get some projects done around the house today.

It's cold in here.

Is it spring yet?

Wilbur must be hungry. (the real pig next door)

Hello pretty girl....you're the smartest pup in the whole wide world! (to the neighbor's dog)

What's that smell? (I have a waaay too sensitve sense of smell)

Holy moly, Holy cow or Holy crap!

What should we have for dinner?

Please.....thank you.

Is this clean or dirty? (picking up a piece of clothing)

Turn that down...you must be deaf.

I love you.

Good night, ______.

SzczerbiakManiac · 04-18-2005, 10:31 AM

Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> technical support
Caller: Is this Walker Beurge Ford?
Me: No, this is <my company name>, you have the wrong number.
Caller: This isn't the Service Department?
Me: No, this is <my company name>, you have the wrong number.
Caller: Can you transfer me?
Me: No, this is <my company name>, you have the wrong number.

Hello, lover! (said every time my pooter boots up to the portrait of Wally that graces my desktop)

No onions, no tomatoes (to the person taking my sandwich order; 20% of the time there will be onions, tomatoes, or both when I bite into it)

Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> technical support
Caller: Is this John?
Me: No, I'm <my real name>.
Caller: Oh, I get you two confused all the time.
(If you were in the room with John and I, you would never in a million years think we sounded alike. But on the phone, folks think we're clones.

)

Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> technical support
Caller: When I try to run a report, it says "Unable to launch external report generator".
Me: <walks them through altering their Excel security levels>
(Our software utilizes Excel macros to generate reports. It's a very simple procedure outlined and highlighted in bold on the first page of our installation instructions.)

Me: Good afternoon, <my company name>
Caller: Hi, it's Vlad (our president and lead programmer), is George there?
Me: Just a moment <transfers call to George>
This wouldn't be an issue were it not for the following facts:

These two communicate via IM all day long
Vlad works from home
If Vlad IM'd George and said "call me", George wouldn't have to go through an operator

04-17-2005, 11:05 AM	#1
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Oatmeal, cinnamon crunchers, eggs, hard boiled eggs, and Cheetah chomps. We've had the same breakfast choices since you were two. You're six now, try to remember them, please. Do you know how to eat and watch tv at the same time? You do? Then why is it taking you thirty minutes to eat??? When Tarzan ends, the TV goes off. Its the same thing every day. It's 7:15, why arent we gone yet? Crap, we're late. Venti shaken Black tea lemonade, with four valencia and two raspberry please. (I guess i need to jump on the soy bandwagon!) Good morning. / Morning lover. (depending on which coworker I walk by. each said about five times) Good morning, and what teacher is making our lives difficult today? No he's not, hang on, let me check IMDB. No, he's not my husband. No, HE's really not my husband. THAT's Colin Firth. No, thats my son, I dont have a daughter. (The pictures hanging in my cube) You know, you could do that in excel much faster. Why? I just import the data into excel and sort it. No, a teacher cant get two hours regular time on a school day, their work day is regular time, it has to be another KIND of time. I cant use that, I need your id #. I couldnt tell you, you'll need to call the help desk, that's what they're there for. No, I cant work overtime, I have to be at ESS by 6pm. Kids choice or mommy's choice for dinner? Did you do your homework? Can I see? Most people, when they take a shower wash their face too. I love you Najo. __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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04-17-2005, 11:10 AM	#2
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Awwwww, Buster's belly is so cute! Hello Jackie-wackie Mr purr boy love bug. Scoundrel NO! Soundrel sounds like a piggie-wiggie Look at Pookie's tongue! Pookie's cute! Girlie-whirlie want some water? Good morning Himachi Hi Honey! Good night, I love you.
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04-17-2005, 07:23 PM	#3
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Nickolas Raymond, I told you to leave those rats alone!! It is not just everyday, but serveral times each day.
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04-17-2005, 07:58 PM	#4
MickeyD Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Mooby's Posts: 488	"Venti non-fat white mocha, please." "Crap." (all day, every day) "Religious Ed., This is Heather" "You're out of control." "Don't forget....." (to my boss) "We talked about this yesterday, remember?" (to my boss, who forgot) "STOP FIGHTING" (to my cats) __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
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04-18-2005, 02:30 AM	#5
Boss Radio The Littlest Hobo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Hobo Junction Posts: 393	I'm going to be late. Hello? I'm running a little late today. Hello, people. Sorry I'm late. No problem. Tiger by the tail. Soon. Five more minutes. I swear. I'm like 98% done. All I have to do is... I have to leave. Almost done. Starving. Honey? Running a little late.
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04-18-2005, 08:30 AM	#6
dsnylndmom Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Matterhorn Way Posts: 363	Mine's a big combination of Claire's and Dena's "Get up Kyler, no not 5 more minutes, now. Kyler get up, get up Kyler.Now put clothes on, get dressed, Kyler get up" "Shawn get, up. Get up Shawnie, come on little on it's time to get up. Come on let's get dressed, open your eyes come on Shawn" "Eat guys, no eat now, do I need to turn the tv off?" "Shawn where are your shoes now? Kyler where are Shawn's schoes??" "Kyler do you have lunch money, are you sure? Well go and grab it" "Shawn do you have your book bag? It's right there on the table where it ALWAYS is, Shawn the other table, no that one" "We're going to to be late, let's go. Come one let's go. Did you guys not hear me? We're going to be late' "Crap where are my keys? Kyler have you seen my keys? WHat about my cell, Shawn have you seen my cell?" "Kyler I love you" "Gimme a kiss Shawnie, love you" "Have a good day guys" "Venti non fat no whip toffee nut latte please, no, that's it thanks" "How's your coffee?"(to Aaron) "How was your day Shawnie?" "no you can't watch games you have to have lunch first, no lunch first, lunch then games" "Ready for homework! Yes homework, yes" "Brother will be home in 2 hours(followed by 1 hour, 30 minutes, 15 minutes, anytime)" "How was your day Ky? Oh no what happened" "Snack, homework chores, then go play. No homework first, no, no YOu can not do your homework later. No chores now no do you want to NOT go outside?" "Kyler any papers from your teacher? Are you sure? Positive? yeah I thought so" "who forgot to flush?"(at least 3 times) "Stop fighting, I don't care who started stop fighting" "Shawn you're not a dog" "No that's what we're having for dinner, no we'er not going to _____ no fine don't eat" "stop fighting" "it's time to come in, yes now, no not 5 minutes, because it's time to come in" "go wash your hands(over and over) did you wash them? let me see the other side. Could you manage your face too, yes your face" "k tv times over time to shower, yes tonight, yes yes you have to wash you hair AND body, yes" "did you you soap? shampoo? Are you sure?" "mop up the water on the floor, yes you, wipe it up" "take your clothes to the laundry room yes the dirty ones' "brush your teeth, you did? are you sure? Yeah I thought so" "storytime Shawn, Kyler reading time" "good night I love you" through out the day "who loves you? Mommy does" "I love you Shawnie" "Psst Ky who loves you?" "I love you infinity" "What should we have for dinner tonight" And many road rage issues, that are postable
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04-18-2005, 09:23 AM	#8
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Can you put the snooze on? Good morning. (Kiss.) Go back to sleep! How are you feeling, Mom? Sorry I'm late! Is it Large Group or Small Group? What is the external claim number? How was your day? I missed you! (Said to either A or T, depending on where I am that evening.) Oh, no. I spilled again. No, (Tesser/Dorothy) you can't go outside. (Wembley/Lillian)... c'mere! C'mere! (Pets sofa.) C'mere! Indeed. What did I miss? Ohh, I drooled on you again. Love you.
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04-18-2005, 10:10 AM	#9
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	Good morning, ______! (Whatever name I'm currently calling my husband. Lately it's been Jodie the Pig from The Amityville Horror because he burned his eyeballs a fiery red. These are names of affection. We have a warped sense of humor.) Do you have any conference calls today? What time are you going to go running? What's your schedule tomorrow? Yeah, we have to start eating a lot healthier. Another unknown caller/blocked call...I'm not answering it. Look at this spider! Get that snowboard out of the house! Hello...yeah, okay. But I really need to get some projects done around the house today. It's cold in here. Is it spring yet? Wilbur must be hungry. (the real pig next door) Hello pretty girl....you're the smartest pup in the whole wide world! (to the neighbor's dog) What's that smell? (I have a waaay too sensitve sense of smell) Holy moly, Holy cow or Holy crap! What should we have for dinner? Please.....thank you. Is this clean or dirty? (picking up a piece of clothing) Turn that down...you must be deaf. I love you. Good night, ______. __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White Last edited by MerryPrankster : 04-18-2005 at 10:20 AM.
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04-18-2005, 10:31 AM	#10
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> technical support Caller: Is this Walker Beurge Ford? Me: No, this is <my company name>, you have the wrong number. Caller: This isn't the Service Department? Me: No, this is <my company name>, you have the wrong number. Caller: Can you transfer me? Me: No, this is <my company name>, you have the wrong number. Hello, lover! (said every time my pooter boots up to the portrait of Wally that graces my desktop) No onions, no tomatoes (to the person taking my sandwich order; 20% of the time there will be onions, tomatoes, or both when I bite into it) Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> technical support Caller: Is this John? Me: No, I'm <my real name>. Caller: Oh, I get you two confused all the time. (If you were in the room with John and I, you would never in a million years think we sounded alike. But on the phone, folks think we're clones. ) Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> technical support Caller: When I try to run a report, it says "Unable to launch external report generator". Me: <walks them through altering their Excel security levels> (Our software utilizes Excel macros to generate reports. It's a very simple procedure outlined and highlighted in bold on the first page of our installation instructions.) Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> Caller: Hi, it's Vlad (our president and lead programmer), is George there? Me: Just a moment <transfers call to George> This wouldn't be an issue were it not for the following facts: These two communicate via IM all day long Vlad works from home If Vlad IM'd George and said "call me", George wouldn't have to go through an operator
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