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Kevy Baby · 09-22-2008, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Libertarian?

I was thinking it was the Methodists

innerSpaceman · 09-22-2008, 03:59 PM

For the sake of good comedy, I almost want McCain and Palin to win.

OMG, won't it be hysterical when McCain dies of a massive coronary, and Sarah Palin is coronated as President of the United States?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!

oh.

wait.

Kevy Baby · 09-23-2008, 03:33 PM

Just got this email:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle' ". Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with".

Ghoulish Delight · 09-23-2008, 03:42 PM

Uh, I don't get it. How does that relate to Obama?

Alex · 09-23-2008, 04:07 PM

Obama isn't qualified to be where he is, doesn't know what to do now that he's there, and it is perplexing to try and figure out how he got there.

sleepyjeff · 09-23-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Uh, I don't get it. How does that relate to Obama?

Some of your liberal friends found it funny 4 years ago

http://mousepad.mouseplanet.com/show...sh+post+turtle

Ghoulish Delight · 09-23-2008, 04:17 PM

Wow. If that's funniest someone can come up with, is it any wonder why the numbers are so disproportionate?

Alex · 09-23-2008, 04:35 PM

It may not be funny, but it wasn't invented for him specifically either.

Here it is with Bush in Obama's place.
Here it is with Nancy Pelosi.
Here it is with Sarah Palin.
Here it is with Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia.
Here it is with John McCain
Here it is with Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada.
Here it is with Bobby Cox, manager of the Atlanta Braves.
Here it is with John Kerry.
Here it is with Gordon Brown, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Interesting to see the many various ages and home location for the old clumsy guy needing stitches.

Gemini Cricket · 09-23-2008, 04:49 PM

flippyshark · 09-23-2008, 04:51 PM

(Referring to post-turtle) That's what I call a "ready-made" joke. Completely without context, just insert your chosen target. It's kind of like instant pudding. It gets the job done but it isn't particularly good.

09-22-2008, 03:59 PM	#2
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	For the sake of good comedy, I almost want McCain and Palin to win. OMG, won't it be hysterical when McCain dies of a massive coronary, and Sarah Palin is coronated as President of the United States?!? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! oh. wait.
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09-23-2008, 03:33 PM	#3
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Just got this email: While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle' ". Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with".
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09-23-2008, 03:42 PM	#4
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Uh, I don't get it. How does that relate to Obama? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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09-23-2008, 04:07 PM	#5
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Obama isn't qualified to be where he is, doesn't know what to do now that he's there, and it is perplexing to try and figure out how he got there.
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09-23-2008, 04:17 PM	#7
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Wow. If that's funniest someone can come up with, is it any wonder why the numbers are so disproportionate? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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09-23-2008, 04:35 PM	#8
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	It may not be funny, but it wasn't invented for him specifically either. Here it is with Bush in Obama's place. Here it is with Nancy Pelosi. Here it is with Sarah Palin. Here it is with Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia. Here it is with John McCain Here it is with Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada. Here it is with Bobby Cox, manager of the Atlanta Braves. Here it is with John Kerry. Here it is with Gordon Brown, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Interesting to see the many various ages and home location for the old clumsy guy needing stitches.
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09-23-2008, 04:49 PM	#9
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244
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09-23-2008, 04:51 PM	#10
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	(Referring to post-turtle) That's what I call a "ready-made" joke. Completely without context, just insert your chosen target. It's kind of like instant pudding. It gets the job done but it isn't particularly good.
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