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[SacTown Chronic]

'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting.

There's no such thing as dirty fighting but, man, that's dirty fighting.

[Deebs]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

There's no such thing as dirty fighting but, man, that's dirty fighting.

Well yeah. And it said his best friend? They can't even be called frenemies it is so bad. Biting it is one thing, biting it off is another, but swallowing it? How did he even accomplish that? Was it whole, did he chew it up? Now I want to know what's gonna happen to this poor guy as it clearly can't be reattached a la John Wayne Bobbitt. I demand a follow-up report! But no one listens to me.