What Stpid Thing Have You Done Today? - Page 25

Cynthia · 07-29-2010, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I ate an animal style burger wearing my work clothes - reclining

You don't mean ate a burger animal style?

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-29-2010, 10:02 PM

I turned off the air conditioner and walked upstairs when Theo was at the 40 min napping mark. As I was getting into bed to nap, he woke.

Without the air running he hears outside noises more prominently, and the stairs creak loudly.

€uroMeinke · 07-29-2010, 11:03 PM

In-n-out

blueerica · 08-13-2010, 08:04 AM

I lead a conference call every Friday morning. So, I dial in at 9AM and start taking attendance. Paige, check. Nattalie, check. AJ, WTF? George, WTF?

Oh wait, my call is at 9-frickin-30!!

<-- LOSER!!

alphabassettgrrl · 08-13-2010, 10:43 AM

Not loser - you're extra prompt!

Alex · 08-13-2010, 10:55 AM

But why were Paige and Nattalie there?

blueerica · 08-13-2010, 02:11 PM

They're in both the 9 AM and the 9:30 AM calls.

Tricksie!

RStar · 08-26-2010, 05:50 PM

I'm use to dialing 9 to get out at work.

So, I'm at home and making a call. I dial 9, forgetting I'm at home. My old phone has a sticky 1 button (I hate dialing 1 and area code in the 714 area!), and I heard it beep twice so I hung up. Then I pick up again and I hear no dial tone (thinking I picked back up too quick) and I hear "hello?" just as I hang up again. I thought "who was that??". I picked the phone back up, no one there, and dialed out.

Then a few minutes later a knock at the door. Two cops. I had dialed 911 by mistake.

I got a 911 abuse ticket.

This one I didn't do.......

Today at work I get a delivery of assorted packages. One was for a woman named Lara. Only someone typed LARD.

It was from outside the company, so the sender had no idea that Lara has a weight problem. How unfortunate.

blueerica · 10-05-2010, 01:08 PM

Email Chain:

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From: Steve
To: Erica
CC: My Boss

Hi Erica,

Hopefully you’ve had a chance to review the attached marketing copy points for the catalog and DVD mailer. Let me know if you have any feedback or if it’s good to go.

Thanks,

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Then I hit, "Reply All"...
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From: Erica
To: Steve
CC: Boss

[Insert Boss Lady's Name] – do you have time this afternoon to go over this? I tooooootally forgot to review this with you on Monday.

Thanks,

-----------------------

Yeah, like I needed to let Steve know that I toooooooootally forgot about this super-important thing.

Prudence · 10-06-2010, 07:47 PM

I was sure I didn't need sun screen, since it was just an hour boat ride and I'm already tan from living in LA, right?

07-29-2010, 10:02 PM	#2
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I turned off the air conditioner and walked upstairs when Theo was at the 40 min napping mark. As I was getting into bed to nap, he woke. Without the air running he hears outside noises more prominently, and the stairs creak loudly. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	In-n-out __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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08-13-2010, 08:04 AM	#4
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	I lead a conference call every Friday morning. So, I dial in at 9AM and start taking attendance. Paige, check. Nattalie, check. AJ, WTF? George, WTF? Oh wait, my call is at 9-frickin-30!! <-- LOSER!!
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Not loser - you're extra prompt! __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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08-13-2010, 10:55 AM	#6
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	But why were Paige and Nattalie there?
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08-13-2010, 02:11 PM	#7
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	They're in both the 9 AM and the 9:30 AM calls. Tricksie!
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08-26-2010, 05:50 PM	#8
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	I'm use to dialing 9 to get out at work. So, I'm at home and making a call. I dial 9, forgetting I'm at home. My old phone has a sticky 1 button (I hate dialing 1 and area code in the 714 area!), and I heard it beep twice so I hung up. Then I pick up again and I hear no dial tone (thinking I picked back up too quick) and I hear "hello?" just as I hang up again. I thought "who was that??". I picked the phone back up, no one there, and dialed out. Then a few minutes later a knock at the door. Two cops. I had dialed 911 by mistake. I got a 911 abuse ticket. This one I didn't do....... Today at work I get a delivery of assorted packages. One was for a woman named Lara. Only someone typed LARD. It was from outside the company, so the sender had no idea that Lara has a weight problem. How unfortunate. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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10-05-2010, 01:08 PM	#9
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Email Chain: ----------------------- From: Steve To: Erica CC: My Boss Hi Erica, Hopefully you’ve had a chance to review the attached marketing copy points for the catalog and DVD mailer. Let me know if you have any feedback or if it’s good to go. Thanks, ----------------------- Then I hit, "Reply All"... ----------------------- From: Erica To: Steve CC: Boss [Insert Boss Lady's Name] – do you have time this afternoon to go over this? I tooooootally forgot to review this with you on Monday. Thanks, ----------------------- Yeah, like I needed to let Steve know that I toooooooootally forgot about this super-important thing.
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10-06-2010, 07:47 PM	#10
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I was sure I didn't need sun screen, since it was just an hour boat ride and I'm already tan from living in LA, right? __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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