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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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I've been out of milk (I know, bizarre, right!) for a couple days now. It wasn't so bad yesterday because I was at a BBQ all day, but I was hankering for some late last night. So on the way home from work today, I stopped at Costco and, among other things, bought six gallons of the liquid white stuff. When I opened the trunk of my car to stow them for the trip home, I immediately saw the two gallons I had purchased, and promptly forgot about, Saturday evening which had been sitting there the whole time.
Amazingly enough though, they may still be salvageable. I brought them inside, opened one, carefully sniffed, and it didn't smell sour. Then I took a cautious sip and though warm, did not taste not sour. I immediately put them in the freezer and will keep one bricked and perhaps be able to drink them both after all. I still feel like a moron, but at least it may not be a total waste of money. |
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Just please be careful. It will turn in a hurry. Blech. |
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I Floop the Pig
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I thought I'd left my credit card at a store after making a purpose. I went back, had them hunt around for the card, they couldn't find it.
Turns out I had just put it in a part of my wallet that it had no earthly business being in. No idea what I was thinking when I put it there. Once again, I blame the DayQuil.
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Kink of Swank
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Drive a tenth of a mile to near where we're protesting president Obama tonight. Already started driving before I realized the Beverly Hilton Hotel is within easy walking distance of my office. But instead of going back, I just decided to park and walk from a teeny bit closer.
Then proceeded to misread the parking signs, and so will have to pay $1 per minute for the hour I was there. What a maroon. |
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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I must be a bit behind, why are you protesting Obama?
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I Floop the Pig
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I would imagine for his continued stance against same sex marriage, as well as his lack of follow through on the DADT campaign promise.
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Did you wipe after your purpose?
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I Floop the Pig
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Damn you DayQuil!
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Kink of Swank
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The focus of tonight's protest of President Obama is brought to you by the letter "D" - -as in Don't Ask Don't Tell.
Lt. Dan Choi made mainstream media last week when the fluent arabic language westpoint graduated marine was discharged after coming out of the military closet. It caused quite a stir pointing to the absurdity of the lamentable Clinton Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy, which barely anyone in America or in Congress supports any longer. Pres. Obama promised to get rid of it. This was his golden opportunity. He punted. He's done zero on his promises to the gay community. Fine, a hundred days. But here was an opportunity on a silver platter, and he says now he can't do anything without Congress. Which is pure bullsh!t. As Commander in Chief, though he can't repeal the policy, he can order it not be enforced with a wave of his hand. He's in California tonight, and will not be commenting on our Supreme Court's upholding of Proposition 8. The gay community has just about had it with President Obama. And I'm already sorry I voted for him (sorry, CP). |
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