The Gay Thread - Page 5

innerSpaceman · 10-07-2009, 02:22 PM

The two concepts were not originally connected. I put them together just now to find a twisted rationalization for the truth in that earlier joke.

Of course, the joke can't literally be true. But I grok the truth in its sentiment.

innerSpaceman · 10-07-2009, 03:12 PM

Hmmm, maybe the kernal for me is you can certainly be homosexual if you're into sports.

You just can't be gay.

And by that I mean gay in the way that I am jewish. It's a cultural thing.

A word with more than one meaning. It even means happy!

JWBear · 10-07-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Hmmm, maybe the kernal for me is you can certainly be homosexual if you're into sports.

You just can't be gay.

And by that I mean gay in the way that I am jewish. It's a cultural thing.

A word with more than one meaning. It even means happy!

I don't agree with that either. I've known some extremely nelly queens that enjoyed sports.

Gemini Cricket · 10-07-2009, 03:15 PM

I like sports. The tighter the uniforms (or the lack of them) the better. That's why (to the chagrin of Ms. BarTopDancer) I'm kinda meh about ice hockey.

Morrigoon · 10-07-2009, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I like sports. The tighter the uniforms (or the lack of them) the better. That's why (to the chagrin of Ms. BarTopDancer) I'm kinda meh about ice hockey.

Oh honey, if you could see the hockey players beneath those pads, you'd be a fan! Mmmrowr!

Gemini Cricket · 10-07-2009, 10:24 PM

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Oh honey, if you could see the hockey players beneath those pads, you'd be a fan! Mmmrowr!

Seeing is believing. I think Goonie and I should sneak into the locker rooms of hockey players. Do they have locker rooms? Or do they sit in igloos during half time? Does hockey have a half time?

SzczerbiakManiac · 10-08-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

hockey players. Do they have locker rooms? Or do they sit in igloos during half time? Does hockey have a half time?

Hockey players definitely have locker rooms and you really don't want to physically enter one (just look in from outside) because they REEEEEEK. All that passing they wear absorbs sweat and then it ferments. I realize no locker room smells like fresh flowers, but hockey "wins" the stink contest, sticks down.

Hockey games are played in three 20-minute periods. NHL teams get 15 minutes between periods where they can go to their locker rooms and make out with each other.*

Luc Robitaille was hot. A lot of The Blades are hot. There's that's hockey and gay!

*Part of that paragraph may be just a fantasy of mine.

innerSpaceman · 10-08-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Hockey games are played in three 20-minute periods. NHL teams get 15 minutes between periods where they can go to their locker rooms and make out with each other.

Is that where they got the term "Tonsil Hockey?"

SzczerbiakManiac · 10-12-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

All that passing they wear absorbs sweat and then it ferments.

BAH!
I meant "padding", just in case it wasn't obvious.
<slaps forehead>

Gemini Cricket · 10-22-2009, 10:25 AM

I missed this one. It's kinda funny.

SNL: Leonidas Ends DADT in Sparta

10-07-2009, 02:22 PM	#1
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	The two concepts were not originally connected. I put them together just now to find a twisted rationalization for the truth in that earlier joke. Of course, the joke can't literally be true. But I grok the truth in its sentiment.
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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Hmmm, maybe the kernal for me is you can certainly be homosexual if you're into sports. You just can't be gay. And by that I mean gay in the way that I am jewish. It's a cultural thing. A word with more than one meaning. It even means happy!
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10-07-2009, 03:15 PM	#4
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I like sports. The tighter the uniforms (or the lack of them) the better. That's why (to the chagrin of Ms. BarTopDancer) I'm kinda meh about ice hockey.
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10-22-2009, 10:25 AM	#10
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I missed this one. It's kinda funny. SNL: Leonidas Ends DADT in Sparta
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