JULY 4th LoT TIKI BEACH BASH - Page 12

Motorboat Cruiser · 07-05-2005, 11:52 AM

Sounds like great fun was had by all. Sorry we missed it. By the time Matthew got off work, there wasn't really time to get anywhere.

So we had a boring night but at least we had a good dinner. Heard fireworks going off as we started to eat. I think this is the first time that I can remember that I didn't see fireworks on the 4th. Very strange.

Not Afraid · 07-05-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Sounds like great fun was had by all. Sorry we missed it. By the time Matthew got off work, there wasn't really time to get anywhere.

So we had a boring night but at least we had a good dinner. Heard fireworks going off as we started to eat. I think this is the first time that I can remember that I didn't see fireworks on the 4th. Very strange.

I KNEW I forgot you on my list! I was thinking about you two ask we packed up. I really missed having you there.

€uroMeinke · 07-05-2005, 12:25 PM

I offer you a few of the memories, thoughts, and learnings I took away from the 4th

Arriving at 6:00 AM before closed gates to see most of the fire pits already snatched up.
Wondering when the sun would finally show up, only to burn myself in unusual places despite the liberal and repeated application of sunscreen.
“Wiener” – can this word ever be overused in such a setting? The innuendo permeated the day, even the phallusies were funny
Discovering that the “sex secrets” that may “shock” or “freak” the readers of Cosmo, met a rather blasé response from the beach swankers – though, it was fun to figure out who were the excessively orgasmic women on the beach (one in fifty, we probably have one that posts here on the boards – statistically speaking anyway).
S’mores – a great sticky way to attach more sand to your already sunscreen & sand encrusted body
Furniture makes a good fire
It sure was funny watching the tent from a neighboring camp blow across the beach – that is until our own canopy took flight and impaled itself on a surf board
The distinct lack of Croissants
Fireworks and the “Angel of Death” effect of the accumulating smoke layer
Fireworks on the beach bringing back memories of Luminaria
Accidental reclining chairs – because you really just wanted to lie down anyway
Non-folding chairs – waiting to hear if Tramspotter took a torch to them yet
Wire hanger skews with fluer-de-lies handles – amazing no brandings or piercings took place – or did they?
Winds so relentless that plates became a liability – taking suicidal flight into the fire before they could be filled
A warning to all swankers - Caution Hot Ass

TheatreTech · 07-05-2005, 02:11 PM

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A warning to all swankers - Caution Hot Ass

Was that per chance written on your fire pit in charcoal?

wendybeth · 07-05-2005, 02:22 PM

We watched the fireworks from the top of this building:

It's an old funeral home, with lots of ghosty stories and such. Pretty cool place, and a great view of the 'works.

Not Afraid · 07-05-2005, 02:45 PM

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Was that per chance written on your fire pit in charcoal?

No, it was written in BIG RED LETTERS on the side of the pit. However, from the angle where we were sitting most of the time, I read as:

CAUTION HOT AS

And, what could anyone with a right mind do but complete the sentence?

Motorboat Cruiser · 07-05-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I KNEW I forgot you on my list! I was thinking about you two ask we packed up. I really missed having you there.

No worries!

We thought about all of you throughout the day and generated great scorn towards Matthew's company for scheduling him to work that day.

At least we have your trip reports so we can hear about what we missed. Sounds like a swanky adventure. Hopefully something will develop with the LoT Beach Bash, Part II.

Not Afraid · 07-05-2005, 12:30 PM

What was that line about sex drive, chocolate and grahm crackers? I can't begin to recreate it or why it was so funny.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-05-2005, 12:54 PM

What exactly constitutes "excessively" orgasmic? Is there such a thing?

€uroMeinke · 07-05-2005, 01:20 PM

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What exactly constitutes "excessively" orgasmic? Is there such a thing?

In the context of the 4th it defined a woman who experiences 100 orgasms a day.

07-05-2005, 11:52 AM	#1
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Sounds like great fun was had by all. Sorry we missed it. By the time Matthew got off work, there wasn't really time to get anywhere. So we had a boring night but at least we had a good dinner. Heard fireworks going off as we started to eat. I think this is the first time that I can remember that I didn't see fireworks on the 4th. Very strange.
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07-05-2005, 12:25 PM	#3
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	I offer you a few of the memories, thoughts, and learnings I took away from the 4th Arriving at 6:00 AM before closed gates to see most of the fire pits already snatched up. Wondering when the sun would finally show up, only to burn myself in unusual places despite the liberal and repeated application of sunscreen. “Wiener” – can this word ever be overused in such a setting? The innuendo permeated the day, even the phallusies were funny Discovering that the “sex secrets” that may “shock” or “freak” the readers of Cosmo, met a rather blasé response from the beach swankers – though, it was fun to figure out who were the excessively orgasmic women on the beach (one in fifty, we probably have one that posts here on the boards – statistically speaking anyway). S’mores – a great sticky way to attach more sand to your already sunscreen & sand encrusted body Furniture makes a good fire It sure was funny watching the tent from a neighboring camp blow across the beach – that is until our own canopy took flight and impaled itself on a surf board The distinct lack of Croissants Fireworks and the “Angel of Death” effect of the accumulating smoke layer Fireworks on the beach bringing back memories of Luminaria Accidental reclining chairs – because you really just wanted to lie down anyway Non-folding chairs – waiting to hear if Tramspotter took a torch to them yet Wire hanger skews with fluer-de-lies handles – amazing no brandings or piercings took place – or did they? Winds so relentless that plates became a liability – taking suicidal flight into the fire before they could be filled A warning to all swankers - Caution Hot Ass __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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07-05-2005, 02:22 PM	#5
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	We watched the fireworks from the top of this building: It's an old funeral home, with lots of ghosty stories and such. Pretty cool place, and a great view of the 'works. __________________
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	What was that line about sex drive, chocolate and grahm crackers? I can't begin to recreate it or why it was so funny.
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	What exactly constitutes "excessively" orgasmic? Is there such a thing? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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