MLB '10 - Page 9

Alex · 05-10-2010, 09:53 AM

But mine aren't orange.

Moonliner · 05-10-2010, 10:13 AM

But his don't get hit with a bat on a regular basis.

Ghoulish Delight · 05-10-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

But his don't get hit with a bat on a regular basis.

But they do get regularly palmed by 6 1/2 foot tall sweaty men.

scaeagles · 05-10-2010, 10:38 AM

As are Alex's....in fact, at least 30 men are playing with his before every game.

Alex · 05-10-2010, 10:46 AM

Nor get bounced on the ground many hundreds of times per game.

And, just to establish without a doubt the superiority of my balls, they get rubbed with mud before every game. You know how much that would cost in Napa County?

scaeagles · 05-10-2010, 11:06 AM

Yours are far too fragile to be surperior. They constantly get scuffed up and required replacement.

Not to mention that putting any sort of lubricant on them is specifically prohibitted by rule.

Alex · 05-10-2010, 11:10 AM

Though when at rest players rarely hold my balls in their sweaty armpits.

And I think we've taken this about as far as we can go considering it all started with the ridiculous notion that having balls 9.4 inches in diameter is somehow a desirable thing.

scaeagles · 05-10-2010, 11:18 AM

I would never doubt the capability nor capacity of the LoT community to go in this direction endlessly. Similar things happen in almost every thread.

Kevy Baby · 05-11-2010, 03:37 PM

I don't get it...

Ghoulish Delight · 05-11-2010, 11:45 PM

Aren't the Dodgers worried someone in the MLB front office is going to catch on? Starting pitchers going more than 5 innings, catching balls in the air instead of letting them bounce first, scoring more runs than the guys in the different jerseys. How long do they think they can get away with flaunting the rules like this?

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Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	But his don't get hit with a bat on a regular basis. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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05-10-2010, 10:46 AM	#5
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Nor get bounced on the ground many hundreds of times per game. And, just to establish without a doubt the superiority of my balls, they get rubbed with mud before every game. You know how much that would cost in Napa County?
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05-10-2010, 11:06 AM	#6
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Yours are far too fragile to be surperior. They constantly get scuffed up and required replacement. Not to mention that putting any sort of lubricant on them is specifically prohibitted by rule.
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05-10-2010, 11:10 AM	#7
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Though when at rest players rarely hold my balls in their sweaty armpits. And I think we've taken this about as far as we can go considering it all started with the ridiculous notion that having balls 9.4 inches in diameter is somehow a desirable thing.
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05-10-2010, 11:18 AM	#8
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I would never doubt the capability nor capacity of the LoT community to go in this direction endlessly. Similar things happen in almost every thread.
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05-11-2010, 03:37 PM	#9
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I don't get it... __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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05-11-2010, 11:45 PM	#10
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Aren't the Dodgers worried someone in the MLB front office is going to catch on? Starting pitchers going more than 5 innings, catching balls in the air instead of letting them bounce first, scoring more runs than the guys in the different jerseys. How long do they think they can get away with flaunting the rules like this? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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