It's the end of the world (again) - Page 5

innerSpaceman · 05-20-2011, 05:19 PM

Well, I'm a jew (non-rapturable) and a gay (non-rapturable), but I think the two cancel each other out, so I might just be raptured after all.

Morrigoon · 05-20-2011, 05:27 PM

What? I thought you were the chosen people!

Betty · 05-20-2011, 05:46 PM

I know what's going to happen:

Tomorrow IS the rapture - for reals. However, everyone is a hypocrit with a do as I say, not as I do nature, that no one will actually disappear.

Kevy Baby · 05-20-2011, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Betty

Is there any estimate on just how many people are part of this movement?

I like to have a movement at least once a day

Betty · 05-20-2011, 08:08 PM

So - wait just a second here. If we find out that the rapture happens in another time zone, we'll still have time to accept Jesus and be raptured?

Moonliner · 05-20-2011, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

So - wait just a second here. If we find out that the rapture happens in another time zone, we'll still have time to accept Jesus and be raptured?

The exact sentiment I was expressing at the start of this thread. ~~Evil~~ great minds think alike.

Kevy Baby · 05-21-2011, 09:20 AM

Hopefully, those who plan on being saved planned ahead for their pet care.

JWBear · 05-21-2011, 10:23 AM

What I wouldn't give to be a fly on Harold Camping's wall right now.

alphabassettgrrl · 05-21-2011, 10:44 AM

I think the "auto-counting parental income for kids' college applications" is because it would be all too easy for everybody to just say their parents are dirtbags, give me lots of aid. So they assume anybody going to college has parental support.

Stinks, and I myself got caught in the bind. My folks helped the first year, but not after that and there was no way to get declared independent until I turned 24.

CoasterMatt · 05-21-2011, 12:26 PM

Here's why the rapture didn't happen...

OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!!!

05-20-2011, 05:19 PM	#1
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Well, I'm a jew (non-rapturable) and a gay (non-rapturable), but I think the two cancel each other out, so I might just be raptured after all.
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05-20-2011, 05:27 PM	#2
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	What? I thought you were the chosen people! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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05-20-2011, 05:46 PM	#3
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	I know what's going to happen: Tomorrow IS the rapture - for reals. However, everyone is a hypocrit with a do as I say, not as I do nature, that no one will actually disappear. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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05-20-2011, 08:08 PM	#5
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	So - wait just a second here. If we find out that the rapture happens in another time zone, we'll still have time to accept Jesus and be raptured? __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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05-21-2011, 09:20 AM	#7
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Hopefully, those who plan on being saved planned ahead for their pet care. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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05-21-2011, 10:23 AM	#8
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	What I wouldn't give to be a fly on Harold Camping's wall right now. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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05-21-2011, 10:44 AM	#9
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	I think the "auto-counting parental income for kids' college applications" is because it would be all too easy for everybody to just say their parents are dirtbags, give me lots of aid. So they assume anybody going to college has parental support. Stinks, and I myself got caught in the bind. My folks helped the first year, but not after that and there was no way to get declared independent until I turned 24. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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05-21-2011, 12:26 PM	#10
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Here's why the rapture didn't happen... OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!!! __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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