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JWBear · 06-24-2011, 01:42 PM

Our neighbor behind us, Dave (whom we adore) has a thing for lost puppies (of the gay male variety). His newest project is named Kory and is out cleaning up Dave's garden and doing odd jobs around his house. He's very nice on he eyes!

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-24-2011, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

Our neighbor behind us, Dave (whom we adore) has a thing for lost puppies (of the gay male variety). His newest project is named Kory and is out cleaning up Dave's garden and doing odd jobs around his house. He's very nice on he eyes!

I *think* I get what you're saying, but this type of thing confuses me.

Here's how I read this:

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Our neighbor behind us, Dave has a thing for lost puppies (of the blonde bombshell variety). His newest project is named Carrie and is out cleaning up Dave's garden and doing odd jobs around his house. She's very nice on the eyes!

I mean, isn't that really demeaning for anyone? Just because it's a male it's ok? I'm kind of horrified when I hear stuff like this.

Alex · 06-24-2011, 02:04 PM

It's a spectrum.

"There's a very attractive person working in the garden next door."

"There's a young very attractive person working in the garden next door."

"There's a young very attractive person working in the garden of the person next door."

"There's a young, very attractive person working in the garden of the person next door and is dating our neighbor."

"There's a young, very attractive person working in the garden of the person next door and is the most recent of a long string of people dating our neighbor."

"There's a young sweet thang working half nekkid in the dirt plot next door, boy do I appreciate the rate at which our neighbor plows through them as it's nice eye candy."

"I was just standing naked at the blinds pulling one off while watching the neighbor's newest barely legal conquest work up a sweat in the garden next door."

cirquelover · 06-24-2011, 02:20 PM

Alex, you slay me!

lashbear · 06-24-2011, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

Our neighbor behind us, Dave (whom we adore) has a thing for lost puppies (of the gay male variety). His newest project is named Kory and is out cleaning up Dave's garden and doing odd jobs around his house. He's very nice on he eyes!

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Originally Posted by Alex

"I was just standing naked at the blinds pulling one off while watching the neighbor's newest barely legal conquest work up a sweat in the garden next door."

As I can't stand naked at the blinds due to distance, can I haz a photo?

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-24-2011, 07:50 PM

Alex is hilarious and also correct. It crosses the line for me.

I'm often surprised at how often I hear this kind of thing among gays..."sugar daddies" and the like. I think it proves that it's not true physical weakness that distinguishes women as subs, but simply a concept of who's on top.

To me, it's still people being treated like inferiors. Perhaps someday we'll hear about the struggle for twink rights.

katiesue · 06-24-2011, 08:10 PM

Greetings from Skagway. Alex is right, all jewlery stores but we had fun kayking just over the Canadian border.

You all need to go book now. Its just amazing. And ISM you will love it. We went to a martini tasting and the bonus drink was a sidecar. Missing you all.

Madz has been sucked in by the teen club and basically shows up to sleep. The verandah room was definately worth it.

Tomorrow is Juneau and our helicopter/glacier excursions. Now back to no cell coverage.

BarTopDancer · 06-24-2011, 08:47 PM

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We went to a martini tasting and the bonus drink was a sidecar. Missing you all.

I know you're her mom and all but I thought getting Maddie drunk for the first time was saved for me!

Glad you're having a blast. And tell MissM I said

alphabassettgrrl · 06-24-2011, 09:12 PM

So lately I seem to be incapable of getting my food ordered correctly. Hoping this trend breaks soon....

Stan4dSteph · 06-24-2011, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by katiesue

Greetings from Skagway. Alex is right, all jewlery stores but we had fun kayking just over the Canadian border.

You all need to go book now. Its just amazing. And ISM you will love it. We went to a martini tasting and the bonus drink was a sidecar. Missing you all.

Madz has been sucked in by the teen club and basically shows up to sleep. The verandah room was definately worth it.

Tomorrow is Juneau and our helicopter/glacier excursions. Now back to no cell coverage.

Been there, done that.

Glad you're having fun!

06-24-2011, 01:42 PM	#491
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	It's a spectrum. "There's a very attractive person working in the garden next door." "There's a young very attractive person working in the garden next door." "There's a young very attractive person working in the garden of the person next door." "There's a young, very attractive person working in the garden of the person next door and is dating our neighbor." "There's a young, very attractive person working in the garden of the person next door and is the most recent of a long string of people dating our neighbor." "There's a young sweet thang working half nekkid in the dirt plot next door, boy do I appreciate the rate at which our neighbor plows through them as it's nice eye candy." "I was just standing naked at the blinds pulling one off while watching the neighbor's newest barely legal conquest work up a sweat in the garden next door."
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cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	Alex, you slay me!
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Alex is hilarious and also correct. It crosses the line for me. I'm often surprised at how often I hear this kind of thing among gays..."sugar daddies" and the like. I think it proves that it's not true physical weakness that distinguishes women as subs, but simply a concept of who's on top. To me, it's still people being treated like inferiors. Perhaps someday we'll hear about the struggle for twink rights. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Greetings from Skagway. Alex is right, all jewlery stores but we had fun kayking just over the Canadian border. You all need to go book now. Its just amazing. And ISM you will love it. We went to a martini tasting and the bonus drink was a sidecar. Missing you all. Madz has been sucked in by the teen club and basically shows up to sleep. The verandah room was definately worth it. Tomorrow is Juneau and our helicopter/glacier excursions. Now back to no cell coverage. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	So lately I seem to be incapable of getting my food ordered correctly. Hoping this trend breaks soon.... __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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