Funny/Bizarre/Ironic merchandise

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Oh my god, I actually saw truck nuts in the M&F structure last week!

Yep! And they were BLUE too!!! LMAO!!!

[€uroMeinke]

What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?

Or truck vulvas, for that matter?

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Or truck vulvas, for that matter?

Those you can get from Sweden - thanks to Ford

[Gn2Dlnd]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?

Will these do?

[Hades]

Now there is a car that must have 'rack' and pinion steering! Remember, keep your eyes on the road!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Hades

Now there is a car that must have 'rack' and pinion steering! Remember, keep your eyes on the road!

Alternative punchline:
Now there's a car with a rack that still can't carry anything.

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Or truck vulvas, for that matter?

The only tits & vulva my car sports are the ones belonging to the driver in the front seat- y'know, ME. And while I'll occasionally "put 'em on the glass" for the right person (the tits, not the vulva. I have some klass you know. ) I doubt they'll be seein' the hood of my car, or undercarriage anytime soon.

Ugh..the thought of a truck vulva has me a little unsettled. Although it would make an excellent spot for one's hide-a-key. Try keeping your dignity whilst fishing your keys out of your truck's exhaust-fume laden, greasy vagi.

[Name]

I was thinking of getting a pair of those "truck nuts" to put on the back of my motorcycle, figured it would be mad funny to see a small "girls bike" harley davidson with a big ol' sack hangin from the back.....(but wouldn't really wanna do such things and mess up the womanly lines of my bike, after all it is a girl bike, what with its.....err, nevermind)

BUt on the monster trucks with the big ol' balls hangin' out the back, shouldn't them be small balls, after all monster trucks are trucks on steroids, and everyone knows what steroids does to the "jewels"

(god, I hope I haven't taken this thread to an all new low)

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Name

(god, I hope I haven't taken this thread to an all new low)

No, I did that already.

Now, does this Harley Davidson have a bitch pad affixed to the back? You can't ride comfortably on the back without one!