Unicef bombs the Smurfs! - Page 3

Ghoulish Delight · 10-11-2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Hey, there's always the Smurflings. You know what they say, if there's grass on the field...

Actually, wouldn't the Smurfs say, "If there's smurf on the smurf."?

Morrigoon · 10-11-2005, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Actually, wouldn't the Smurfs say, "If there's smurf on the smurf."?

"Play smurf!"

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-11-2005, 11:46 AM

When they're being bombed, do the smurfs say "Holy smurf! They're smurfing us! For the love of all that is smurfy, why???"

Ghoulish Delight · 10-11-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

When they're being bombed, do the smurfs say "Holy smurf! They're smurfing us! For the love of all that is smurfy, why???"

One can only hope...

Boss Radio · 10-11-2005, 01:33 PM

After a devastating loss such as the tragedy that has recently humbled all that is Smurfy, we must look deep in our hearts as we dig deep in our pockets to help those who are in need. Yes, they are not like us - they are blue and often annoying - but now they need our help. They have no place else to turn.

Temporary housing has been established at the Smurfdome, but there is simply not enough room for all of them.

Please. Someone needs your help. Someone blue whose life just got a whole lot bluer.

Please give to the Smurf fund.

There will be a benefit concert to aid the Smurf Disaster, which will feature a somber yet uplifting performance by the Blue Man Group. Neil Diamond, New Order and Crystal Gayle will perform "Song Sung Blue", "Blue Monday", and "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue" respectively. Babe the Blue Ox has confirmed a cameo appearance.
Little Boy Blue will host the event.

We'll post updates as we receive breaking news.
Thank you for your support.

scaeagles · 10-11-2005, 01:35 PM

I think the whole point of the thing is that "George Bush doesn't like blue people."

Save the blue people from the racist that is GWBush.

Morrigoon · 10-11-2005, 02:26 PM

But blue people are inbred white hicks in the Appalachians, aren't they? So why would Bush hate them?

€uroMeinke · 10-11-2005, 06:57 PM

How is Gretchen anyway?

10-11-2005, 11:46 AM	#3
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	When they're being bombed, do the smurfs say "Holy smurf! They're smurfing us! For the love of all that is smurfy, why???" __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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10-11-2005, 01:33 PM	#5
Boss Radio The Littlest Hobo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Hobo Junction Posts: 393	After a devastating loss such as the tragedy that has recently humbled all that is Smurfy, we must look deep in our hearts as we dig deep in our pockets to help those who are in need. Yes, they are not like us - they are blue and often annoying - but now they need our help. They have no place else to turn. Temporary housing has been established at the Smurfdome, but there is simply not enough room for all of them. Please. Someone needs your help. Someone blue whose life just got a whole lot bluer. Please give to the Smurf fund. There will be a benefit concert to aid the Smurf Disaster, which will feature a somber yet uplifting performance by the Blue Man Group. Neil Diamond, New Order and Crystal Gayle will perform "Song Sung Blue", "Blue Monday", and "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue" respectively. Babe the Blue Ox has confirmed a cameo appearance. Little Boy Blue will host the event. We'll post updates as we receive breaking news. Thank you for your support.
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10-11-2005, 01:35 PM	#6
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I think the whole point of the thing is that "George Bush doesn't like blue people." Save the blue people from the racist that is GWBush.
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10-11-2005, 02:26 PM	#7
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	But blue people are inbred white hicks in the Appalachians, aren't they? So why would Bush hate them? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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10-11-2005, 06:57 PM	#8
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	How is Gretchen anyway? __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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