What not to do at Disneyland...courtesy of MBC - Page 4

Motorboat Cruiser · 01-23-2005, 08:39 PM

Thanks Wendy, you beat me to it.

MickeyLumbo · 01-23-2005, 08:59 PM

i was outraged today at work! when lunch time arrived, i went to the fridge in the company breakroom to get my lunch that i had made this morning. i did it to save money.

it was gone! well, all but the celery sticks. they A-Hole apparently didn't want the celery and left them for me. can YOU imagine eating someone else's lunch?

unbelievable.

i was so furious and had no outlet for my anger.

and now i am so sad to hear about johnny carson passing. you may not believe this, but he was on my mind last night. a very sad loss of a National Treasure. rest in peace, johnny.

MerryPrankster · 01-23-2005, 10:04 PM

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i was so furious and had no outlet for my anger.

Don't get mad, get even. It's times to lay the bait...ex-lax brownies packed in a tempting little lunch this week.

Sheila · 01-24-2005, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

i was outraged today at work! when lunch time arrived, i went to the fridge in the company breakroom to get my lunch that i had made this morning. i did it to save money.

it was gone! well, all but the celery sticks. they A-Hole apparently didn't want the celery and left them for me. can YOU imagine eating someone else's lunch?

Can you believe that stuff? At the last law firm I worked at, this happened all the time. The secretaries would bring in their lunches and by lunchtime, someone else had stolen it. Horrible.

Then, it was found out that one of the many culprits was caught red-handed -- it was one of the SENIOR PARTNERS!! I guess he felt he was entitled to it since he owned a piece of the place. And this was someone who made a huge salary, yet stole secretaries' lunches.

The lunch-stealing didn't end there, but the amount did lessen a bit. hehehe

Thankfully, it doesn't happen hardly at all where I work now. Of course, I bring my lunch in an insulated lunch bag that I keep at my desk for safekeeping....

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-23-2005, 10:14 PM

Wow. I really feel for MBC. Everything turned out ok but fvck, what a pain in the tuchas.

ML - WTF??? What is with a person that would totally steal someone else's lunch?? I'd take Merry Prankster's advice.

Motorboat Cruiser · 01-23-2005, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Everything turned out ok but fvck, what a pain in the tuchas.

Those were precisely my thoughts.

ML, sorry to hear about your bad experience at work. That really sucks! My evil side also says ex-lax 'em. Then again, new job and all, it might backfire. Tough call, but it would be fun to see.

Hang in there, Lickey.

Gn2Dlnd · 01-24-2005, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

My evil side also says ex-lax 'em. Then again, new job and all, it might backfire.

Ex-lax, backfire. ~~Heeheehee~~ Toot toot toot!

LSPoorEeyorick · 01-24-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Wow. I really feel for MBC. Everything turned out ok but fvck, what a pain in the tuchas.

ML - WTF??? What is with a person that would totally steal someone else's lunch?? I'd take Merry Prankster's advice.

Is that how you spell tuchas? I tried and tried to find a correct spelling last week, to no avail. Bless you.

MBC, you are a one-man advertisement for me to make several copies of my car key. For some reason this morning (probably because I'd had my ass chauffered around all weekend) I suddenly had the fear of god strike my heart that I'd lost my only car key, which broke off my chain and has been lying loose just waiting for me to accidentally drop it. I think I'll go make a copy tonight.

surfinmuse · 01-24-2005, 12:08 AM

MickeyLumbo, that is infuriating, about the lunch stealer at work. My devious side says in addition to MBC's laxative, plant some non-water soluble dye or something in the food. because I would want the perpertrator to be caught "red-handed" and "red-mouthed" if you like. Well I guess laxative would be a lingering reminder to not steal people's lunches, but I would want immediate evidence of the crime.

Another more-passive approach that came to mind is to include a big note in your lunch bag, something like, I don't know.... "leave my food alone, you fvcker, I have mouth herpes."

I hope it doesn't ever happen again

Motorboat Cruiser · 01-24-2005, 12:53 AM

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My devious side says in addition to MBC's laxative...(

Whoa now! How did this become "MBC's laxative"??? T'was not my devious idea.

(see merry prankster's post above mine

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01-23-2005, 08:39 PM	#1
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MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	i was outraged today at work! when lunch time arrived, i went to the fridge in the company breakroom to get my lunch that i had made this morning. i did it to save money. it was gone! well, all but the celery sticks. they A-Hole apparently didn't want the celery and left them for me. can YOU imagine eating someone else's lunch? unbelievable. i was so furious and had no outlet for my anger. and now i am so sad to hear about johnny carson passing. you may not believe this, but he was on my mind last night. a very sad loss of a National Treasure. rest in peace, johnny. __________________
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Wow. I really feel for MBC. Everything turned out ok but fvck, what a pain in the tuchas. ML - WTF??? What is with a person that would totally steal someone else's lunch?? I'd take Merry Prankster's advice. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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01-24-2005, 12:08 AM	#9
surfinmuse Mind the Gap Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 123	MickeyLumbo, that is infuriating, about the lunch stealer at work. My devious side says in addition to MBC's laxative, plant some non-water soluble dye or something in the food. because I would want the perpertrator to be caught "red-handed" and "red-mouthed" if you like. Well I guess laxative would be a lingering reminder to not steal people's lunches, but I would want immediate evidence of the crime. Another more-passive approach that came to mind is to include a big note in your lunch bag, something like, I don't know.... "leave my food alone, you fvcker, I have mouth herpes." I hope it doesn't ever happen again
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