XX Olympic Winter Games - Page 22

Not Afraid · 02-23-2006, 04:37 PM

Dick Button picks a body part and/or move to concentrate on every year.

This is the Year of the Ass (especially involving a sit spin and a death spiral).

Ghoulish Delight · 02-23-2006, 05:51 PM

I may have to change my opinion of Ice Dancing...

Gemini Cricket · 02-23-2006, 07:28 PM

Women's ice skating commentators:

Male Announcer: "Well, she hasn't started skating yet but, boy, does she stink."
Female Announcer: "Yes, you're right. I can smell her stinkiness from here."
Male Announcer: "Her short program sucked, too. We can't expect much from her tonight, I'm afraid."
Female Announcer: "Nope."
Male Announcer: "She's starting off her routine strong, but she's just not into it."
Female Announcer: "Boy, her routine is so bad it's giving me hives."
Male Announcer: "No passion, no drive. Gee, I think she should go out into the parking lot and shoot herself in the face."
Female Announcer: "That's what I'd do if I were her."
Male Announcer: "My biggest complaint is about her shoelaces. They're sticking out, she should tuck them in. That's really ruining it for me."
Female Announcer: "I stopped paying attention, she's horrid. I wish the ice were too thin to skate on."
Male Announcer: "What a disappointment."
Female Announcer: "Completely."
Male Announcer: "I hate to be so negative, but she deserves it."
Female Announcer: "If I see her off the ice later, I'm going to tell her off."
Male Announcer: "Well, her routine finally ended and not a moment too soon."
Female Announcer: "Her score puts her in first place."
Male Announcer: "And I, for one, think that's wonderful."

These judges are brutal!

Not Afraid · 02-23-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Male Announcer: "My biggest complaint is about her shoelaces. They're sticking out, she should tuck them in. That's really ruining it for me."

OMG I tnougnt you were joking!

Gemini Cricket · 02-24-2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

OMG I tnougnt you were joking!

I couldn't believe my ears. Shoelaces? I haven't heard anyone else criticize a skater's shoelaces before...

mousepod · 02-23-2006, 11:42 PM

Is it me... or is the music they keep playing to go to commercial the theme from "Brisco County Jr."?

wendybeth · 02-23-2006, 11:46 PM

I defy anyone to grow up with the unfortunate moniker of 'Dick Button' and not be a bit of a bastard.

I confess I have had zero interest in these Olympics, excepting the psycho-Austrian drama, of course.

mousepod · 02-23-2006, 11:46 PM

Should have searched before I posted:

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Though the show only lasted one season, the series' majestic theme song composed by Randy Edelman found a new life as part of NBC's sports productions, namely during NBC broadcasts of the World Series and the Olympic Games (played while announcing the upcoming events).

Prudence · 02-24-2006, 12:31 AM

Brisco County Jr. was one of the best shows ever.

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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Women's ice skating commentators: Male Announcer: "Well, she hasn't started skating yet but, boy, does she stink." Female Announcer: "Yes, you're right. I can smell her stinkiness from here." Male Announcer: "Her short program sucked, too. We can't expect much from her tonight, I'm afraid." Female Announcer: "Nope." Male Announcer: "She's starting off her routine strong, but she's just not into it." Female Announcer: "Boy, her routine is so bad it's giving me hives." Male Announcer: "No passion, no drive. Gee, I think she should go out into the parking lot and shoot herself in the face." Female Announcer: "That's what I'd do if I were her." Male Announcer: "My biggest complaint is about her shoelaces. They're sticking out, she should tuck them in. That's really ruining it for me." Female Announcer: "I stopped paying attention, she's horrid. I wish the ice were too thin to skate on." Male Announcer: "What a disappointment." Female Announcer: "Completely." Male Announcer: "I hate to be so negative, but she deserves it." Female Announcer: "If I see her off the ice later, I'm going to tell her off." Male Announcer: "Well, her routine finally ended and not a moment too soon." Female Announcer: "Her score puts her in first place." Male Announcer: "And I, for one, think that's wonderful." These judges are brutal!
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