Explain this bumpersticker - Page 2

wendybeth · 03-22-2006, 08:41 PM

That made me laugh, MP.

Good one.

CoasterMatt · 03-22-2006, 09:09 PM

How about these?

After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs?

Assassins Do It From Behind

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap

Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians

Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon

I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes

I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets

My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

mousepod · 03-22-2006, 09:15 PM

or these

€uroMeinke · 03-22-2006, 09:32 PM

Jesus Loves You
But the Devil is my Lover

SacTown Chronic · 03-22-2006, 10:14 PM

I saw a decal on a car that said "body piercing saves lives" accompanied by a likeness of Jesus with a nail through his wrist.

CoasterMatt · 03-22-2006, 10:31 PM

iparklikeanidiot.com

'nuff said

FEJ · 03-22-2006, 10:50 PM

"Jesus Saves...Gretzky gets the rebound....He Scores!!!"

Not Afraid · 03-22-2006, 10:58 PM

This is mean and appeals of my joy of the irreverent:

When Jesus was on the cross, to pass the time, did he pretend he was an airplane?

And, I would love to see a minivan with this sticker on it:

Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!

scaeagles · 03-23-2006, 05:58 AM

While not the same as a bumper sticker, I once saw a license plate on a flatbed trailer that was pulling porta potties that said "4U2PIN".

Gemini Cricket · 03-23-2006, 06:27 AM

"Save the Krill, Eat Whale"

03-22-2006, 08:41 PM	#1
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	That made me laugh, MP. Good one. __________________
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	How about these? After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs? Assassins Do It From Behind Constipated People Don't Give A Crap Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them? __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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03-22-2006, 09:15 PM	#3
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	or these __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Jesus Loves You But the Devil is my Lover __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	I saw a decal on a car that said "body piercing saves lives" accompanied by a likeness of Jesus with a nail through his wrist. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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03-22-2006, 10:31 PM	#6
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	iparklikeanidiot.com 'nuff said __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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03-22-2006, 10:50 PM	#7
FEJ Living Now Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 563	"Jesus Saves...Gretzky gets the rebound....He Scores!!!"
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03-22-2006, 10:58 PM	#8
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	This is mean and appeals of my joy of the irreverent: When Jesus was on the cross, to pass the time, did he pretend he was an airplane? And, I would love to see a minivan with this sticker on it: Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!
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03-23-2006, 05:58 AM	#9
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	While not the same as a bumper sticker, I once saw a license plate on a flatbed trailer that was pulling porta potties that said "4U2PIN".
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03-23-2006, 06:27 AM	#10
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	"Save the Krill, Eat Whale"
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