Wives, check your husbands - Page 2

JWBear · 05-15-2006, 09:56 PM

"Close your eyes, and think of England."

lizziebith · 05-15-2006, 10:43 PM

Hubby passed the check!

Ponine · 05-16-2006, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

"Close your eyes, and think of England."

brilliant .... havent thought of that film in a while now.

innerSpaceman · 05-16-2006, 07:30 AM

I dunno ... GD's been pulling the wool over CP's eyes for quite a few years now.

SzczerbiakManiac · 05-16-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

I dunno ... GD's been pulling the wool over CP's eyes for quite a few years now.

Or is it CP who has been pulling the wool over GD's eyes...?

scaeagles · 05-16-2006, 07:35 AM

And they don't have kids.....hmmm.....

Ghoulish Delight · 05-16-2006, 08:32 AM

The hardest part is faking the goatee.

CoasterMatt · 05-16-2006, 10:04 AM

It couldn't be that difficult to fake girthiness.

Cadaverous Pallor · 05-16-2006, 10:09 AM

It is my belief that in marriages that involve women who don't like sex, this scenario isn't actually that far-fetched. She lays prone in the dark under the sheets for a couple minutes every once in a while. She may not have had much experience with sex, or simply disliked it enough that she really wasn't paying attention.

As a woman who actually enjoys sex and loves leaving the lights on, I can firmly attest to my husband's very male sexuality.

Firmly.

As for myself...if you look at pics of me as a kid you could assume I was a boy....

SzczerbiakManiac · 05-16-2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I can firmly attest to my husband's very male sexuality.

I think I can speak for the rest of the "boys" on the LoT when I saw we're going to need proof. Hard evidence, if you will.

05-15-2006, 09:56 PM	#1
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lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	Hubby passed the check! __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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05-16-2006, 07:30 AM	#4
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	I dunno ... GD's been pulling the wool over CP's eyes for quite a few years now.
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scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	And they don't have kids.....hmmm.....
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	The hardest part is faking the goatee. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	It couldn't be that difficult to fake girthiness. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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05-16-2006, 10:09 AM	#9
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	It is my belief that in marriages that involve women who don't like sex, this scenario isn't actually that far-fetched. She lays prone in the dark under the sheets for a couple minutes every once in a while. She may not have had much experience with sex, or simply disliked it enough that she really wasn't paying attention. As a woman who actually enjoys sex and loves leaving the lights on, I can firmly attest to my husband's very male sexuality. Firmly. As for myself...if you look at pics of me as a kid you could assume I was a boy.... __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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