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Matterhorn Fan · 07-10-2006, 05:06 PM

Dear Peggy,

Would you please start giving people your new phone number? I've been getting calls for you for three years now and it's starting to get old.

Signed,
New Owner of Your Discarded Phone Number

BarTopDancer · 07-10-2006, 06:05 PM

Dear paper - please write yourself
Dear LoT - I survived my first day of work and I think I'll go back tomorrow.

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-10-2006, 07:25 PM

Dear LoT:

I miss you. I'm having withdrawals already. I just finished reading only 3 threads of the 20 I'd like to read and post on, and now realize my break is over.

Sadly,
CP

Matterhorn Fan · 07-10-2006, 07:48 PM

P.S. With the hotplates, so go the coffeemakers. You're on your own.

Sincerely,
Management

Not Afraid · 07-10-2006, 07:49 PM

P.P.S. MBC and SCAEgles will be promptly dismissed.

Matterhorn Fan · 07-10-2006, 08:01 PM

Dear Online Store,
When you say I should receive an email confirmation of my order within one hour, that email had better be there after three hours have passed. I've never ordered from you before and cannot access any record of my order, even on your website. Did I really buy anything? You're making me nervous. (And no, it didn't go into the spam folder; I checked that just in case.)

Sincerely,
Person who may not order from you ever again

katiesue · 07-10-2006, 08:06 PM

Dear KatieSue-

If you wern't such a disorganized slob you would be able to find the missing CD's you've been looking for for the last two hours.

Sincerely,
A Concerned Friend

Ghoulish Delight · 07-10-2006, 08:54 PM

Dear Dumbass Commuters:

Please do not assume that just because the dumbass in front of you stopped at the freeway entrance meter light, even though the light was turned off, that you must as well. If the light is off, that means go. Thanks to the sheeplike stupidity of several dozen of you, it took 5 times as long to get onto the freeway than it should have.

Adding inslut to injury is the fact that today was the first day that the brand new second entrance lane, under construction for nearly a year, finally opened. What should have been the most effortless commute I've had in over a year instead made me late for work.

Idiots.

Sincerely,
Mr. Wheeler.

Motorboat Cruiser · 07-10-2006, 08:57 PM

Dear MBC,

When I start beeping, that means my battery is running dangerously low and you should save your work.

Sincerely,
Your antiquated laptop.

PS: Sorry you weren't able to retrieve the updated story you had just spent the last 3 hours working on.

Argggggggghhhhhh!

Motorboat Cruiser · 07-10-2006, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Dear MBC,

When I start beeping, that means my battery is running dangerously low and you should save your work.

Sincerely,
Your antiquated laptop.

PS: Sorry you weren't able to retrieve the updated story you had just spent the last 3 hours working on.

Argggggggghhhhhh!

Dear Microsoft Word,

Thank you very much for including an auto-recovery feature.

Sincerely,
MBC

07-10-2006, 05:06 PM	#1
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Dear Peggy, Would you please start giving people your new phone number? I've been getting calls for you for three years now and it's starting to get old. Signed, New Owner of Your Discarded Phone Number
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07-10-2006, 06:05 PM	#2
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear paper - please write yourself Dear LoT - I survived my first day of work and I think I'll go back tomorrow. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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07-10-2006, 07:25 PM	#3
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Dear LoT: I miss you. I'm having withdrawals already. I just finished reading only 3 threads of the 20 I'd like to read and post on, and now realize my break is over. Sadly, CP __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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07-10-2006, 07:48 PM	#4
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	P.S. With the hotplates, so go the coffeemakers. You're on your own. Sincerely, Management
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07-10-2006, 07:49 PM	#5
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	P.P.S. MBC and SCAEgles will be promptly dismissed.
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07-10-2006, 08:01 PM	#6
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Dear Online Store, When you say I should receive an email confirmation of my order within one hour, that email had better be there after three hours have passed. I've never ordered from you before and cannot access any record of my order, even on your website. Did I really buy anything? You're making me nervous. (And no, it didn't go into the spam folder; I checked that just in case.) Sincerely, Person who may not order from you ever again
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07-10-2006, 08:06 PM	#7
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Dear KatieSue- If you wern't such a disorganized slob you would be able to find the missing CD's you've been looking for for the last two hours. Sincerely, A Concerned Friend __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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07-10-2006, 08:54 PM	#8
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Dear Dumbass Commuters: Please do not assume that just because the dumbass in front of you stopped at the freeway entrance meter light, even though the light was turned off, that you must as well. If the light is off, that means go. Thanks to the sheeplike stupidity of several dozen of you, it took 5 times as long to get onto the freeway than it should have. Adding inslut to injury is the fact that today was the first day that the brand new second entrance lane, under construction for nearly a year, finally opened. What should have been the most effortless commute I've had in over a year instead made me late for work. Idiots. Sincerely, Mr. Wheeler. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-10-2006, 08:57 PM	#9
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Dear MBC, When I start beeping, that means my battery is running dangerously low and you should save your work. Sincerely, Your antiquated laptop. PS: Sorry you weren't able to retrieve the updated story you had just spent the last 3 hours working on. Argggggggghhhhhh!
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