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Gemini Cricket · 07-10-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dear Gemini Cricket,

Dear Prudence is a Beatles song.

Sincerely,
The 60's

Dear GD,
Who are the Beatles?
Sincerely,
GC

Freaky Tiki · 07-09-2006, 01:17 PM

Dear Fellow Employees: Start sticking to the work schedule and asking for the days you need off. Stop relying on me to cover your shifts. I'm getting sick of working 7 in the morning to ten at night.

Dear Boss: Give me a raise, and start paying me overtime even though you technically don't have to because my hours are split among my three jobs in the same place.

CoasterMatt · 07-09-2006, 01:34 PM

Dear GC:

You do know that's a cover of a Beatles song, right?

Gemini Cricket · 07-09-2006, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Dear GC:

You do know that's a cover of a Beatles song, right?

Dear CM,
I do now.

Stan4dSteph · 07-09-2006, 01:45 PM

Italy soccer

Thank you for showing the world that cheaters do in fact win. Your drama queen dives and hometown betting scandal have certain highlighted what outstanding people you are. You will be great role models for all of those aspiring divers moving up the ranks.

The game you play is not joga bonito.

scaeagles · 07-09-2006, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stan4dSteph

Italy soccer

Thank you for showing the world that cheaters do in fact win. Your drama queen dives and hometown betting scandal have certain highlighted what outstanding people you are. You will be great role models for all of those aspiring divers moving up the ranks.

The game you play is not joga bonito.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Dear France,

Please dispose of Zidane in some horrible painful manner (but please, be sure to film such disposal).

After watching the dives, crying, shenanigans, cheating, whining, and downright brutality, particularly on the video I saw of Zidane, it is no wonder soccer fans riot. While I am often disgusted by the attitudes of US professional athletes, I can't recall seeing anything like that Zidane thing, and the overall mentality of international soccer players is worse.

Stan4dSteph · 07-09-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles

After watching the dives, crying, shenanigans, cheating, whining, and downright brutality, particularly on the video I saw of Zidane, it is no wonder soccer fans riot. While I am often disgusted by the attitudes of US professional athletes, I can't recall seeing anything like that Zidane thing, and the overall mentality of international soccer players is worse.

To derail further, I honestly don't blame Zidane for what he did. It wasn't a good move, but the fact that he was ejected for it is, as MF stated above, total BS.

Dear wireless internet provider, Why do you suck? I want to shop Target online.

Dear rain, go away. Come again another day. I want to go for a walk.

Matterhorn Fan · 07-09-2006, 01:54 PM

Dear refs,
Stop giving red cards for things you saw on a replay. That's cheating.

CoasterMatt · 07-09-2006, 01:55 PM

Dear France,

Please dispose of Zidane in some horrible painful manner (but please, be sure to film such disposal).

scaeagles · 07-09-2006, 02:39 PM

Dear body,

Please stop aging. You tire far much more easily than you did a few years ago and it is mentally disturbing. Even as I exercise you more, you have less and less stamina. No, viagara will not solve the problems I am referring to, for all you mean spirited readers of my letter.

SCAEagles

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Stan4dSteph Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: East Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,156	Dear Italy soccer Thank you for showing the world that cheaters do in fact win. Your drama queen dives and hometown betting scandal have certain highlighted what outstanding people you are. You will be great role models for all of those aspiring divers moving up the ranks. The game you play is not joga bonito.
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Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Dear refs, Stop giving red cards for things you saw on a replay. That's cheating.
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Dear France, Please dispose of Zidane in some horrible painful manner (but please, be sure to film such disposal). __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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07-09-2006, 02:39 PM	#10
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Dear body, Please stop aging. You tire far much more easily than you did a few years ago and it is mentally disturbing. Even as I exercise you more, you have less and less stamina. No, viagara will not solve the problems I am referring to, for all you mean spirited readers of my letter. SCAEagles
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