Dear:

[Capt Jack]

Dear Moonliner,

This is official notice of my application to join your boycott of the worlds worst fast food. Sadly, I think I jumped the gun a bit and have refused to enter their establishment in nearly two years due to their attrocious "food" products.

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because the fall didn't kill him...its the abrupt stop at the end that did.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

Dear Moonliner,

This is official notice of my application to join your boycott of the worlds worst fast food. Sadly, I think I jumped the gun a bit and have refused to enter their establishment in nearly two years due to their attrocious "food" products.

Dear Capt:

You know, if one person, just one person, does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't care.

And if two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they still won't care.

And if three people do it! Can you imagine three people walkin' in to McDonalds, singin' a bar of "Take this place and shove it, I ain't eating here no more" and walkin' out? They may think it's an organization!

And can you imagine fifty people a day? I said FIFTY people a day . . . walkin' in, singin' a bar of "Take this place and shove it, I ain't eating here no more" and walkin' out? Friends, they may think it's a MOVEMENT, and that's what it is: THE MOONLINERS MCDONALDS RESTAURANT ANTI-MASSACREE MOVEMENT! . . . and all you gotta do to join is to sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar.

With feelin'.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

faggots

Dear Moonie,
That word me not like.
Signed,
GC



Dear Andrew,
Good idea turkey burgers is.
Signed,
Yoda speaking GC

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Dear Moonie,
That word me not like.
Signed,
GC

Hey, it's art. take it up with Arlo Guthrie.

However not to worry, I don't think it's likely to come up in polite convseration (or even around here) again.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Hey, it's art. take it up with Arlo Guthrie.

However not to worry, I don't think it's likely to come up in polite convseration (or even around here) again.

Me sorry. Me not know it song.
Signed,
GC in Cookie Monster voice now for some reason...

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

With feelin'.

Anybody who can work Arlo Guthrie into a thread is alright by me.

Did you know they made an Alice's Restaurant MOVIE? Really freakin' weird (and LOW bidget) movie.

[scaeagles]

Dear Moonliner,

I have had an aversion to all things fast food for some time now. However, McD has come out with some decent salads, particularly their Asian Chicken Salad, that has become something I enjoy quite a bit. I am afraid I cannot join the boycott, particularly considering I never got much excitement from peeling back game stickers on fry packs.

SCA

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

Dear Moonliner,

I have had an aversion to all things fast food for some time now. However, McD has come out with some decent salads, particularly their Asian Chicken Salad, that has become something I enjoy quite a bit. I am afraid I cannot join the boycott, particularly considering I never got much excitement from peeling back game stickers on fry packs.

SCA

Dear SCA:

No problem I totally understand your position you scruffy looking corporate butt-licking sycophant nurff-herder.

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Dear SCA:

No problem I totally understand your position you scruffy looking corporate butt-licking sycophant nurff-herder.

I, sir, am no nurff-herder.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

I, sir, am no nurff-herder.

No no no. You're supposed to say 'Who's scruffy looking?' You blew it.