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Kevy Baby · 09-13-2007, 08:53 PM

Dear Ursula1000:

Please come to Southern California

K

lindyhop · 09-15-2007, 11:38 AM

Dear Co-workers,

Please, please, knock it off with the food. Or at least tone it down a bit. I thought we were going to have a monthly birthday celebration but there's a celebration for each one. If it was just cake it might be reasonable but there's enough food for an army and it just sits there tempting me all day. I usually stay away and end up feeling like I'm being rude. This week I joined you all (two days in a row!) and I just ended up feeling sick.

So I'm not going to ask you to stop the all day feeding frenzies if that's what you like. But I simply can't participate any more. Please don't keep reminding me that there's food. I feel so much better when I control what I eat. I'm sorry if it's rude.

Sincerely,
Workplace Party Pooper

CoasterMatt · 09-15-2007, 11:44 AM

Dear Mutaytor,

Please bring more fire and aerialists into my life,
Thanks
Matt

BarTopDancer · 09-15-2007, 11:55 AM

Dear procrastination:

Please go away.

Love,

BTD

€uroMeinke · 09-15-2007, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Dear procrastination:

Please go away.

Love,

BTD

Dear BarTopDancer

Your request is under review. We'll get back to you.

Procrastination

Morrigoon · 09-17-2007, 01:41 PM

Dear Togo's,

Thank you ever so much for not putting your nutritional information on your site. Everyone else does it, but there you are, bucking the trend, you rebel you. It does lead me to wonder if there's something you don't want me to know about the Shanghai Chicken sandwich, though. See, even though you don't publish your nutritional info, other people do. But that info is incomplete. In fact, nobody seems to have the numbers on your daily specials - which are, of course, the sandwiches I actually eat when I visit your fine establishments. Perhaps you fear I'll discover that I'm better off picking up a #2 at In-N-Out? But alas, I don't get to find out, do I?

Ponine · 09-17-2007, 03:11 PM

Dear Togo's fan:
The person that I sopke with on the 800 # would have been more than pleased to speak to me, about nutrition had I been able to supply him with the name of the sandwich, which I could not bring up...
but I did find this

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 6 inch
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Amount per Serving

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Calories 1010 Calories from Fat 500

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% Daily Value *
Total Fat 56g 86%
Saturated Fat 20g 100%
Cholesterol 80mg 27%
Sodium 2270mg 95%
Total Carbohydrate 87g 29%
Dietary Fiber 6g 24%
Sugars 22g
Protein 42g 84%

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Vitamin A 25%
Vitamin C 40%
Calcium 8%
Iron 45%

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Est. Percent of Calories from:
Fat 49.9% Carbs 34.5%
Protein 16.6%

Morrigoon · 09-21-2007, 04:17 PM

Dear MSN Travel Page writers,

When you give an article a title like "Top Ten Affordable European Cities", I expect to see information that does not include $400 hotels.

katiesue · 09-21-2007, 05:18 PM

Dear Maddy's School -

Why are cookies, gatoraide, waters, ice cream and chips offered for sale on your menu? Not only offered but for exorbident prices. Have you not read about the issues with poor childhood nutrition?

Signed,
Concerned Parent (who has footed a $25 lunch bill in the last two weeks for crap)

Morrigoon · 09-21-2007, 05:49 PM

Dear Michael Eisner,

You should write a book on management. I really admired the way you surrounded yourself with people who got on board with your vision. After all, who's the leader here? There is no place for naysayers in an organization... they should take their pert opinions and go <bleep> themselves. After all, you didn't hire them to sit there and be negative! I always admired your willingness to fire even your closest friends if they challenged your vision. Now that's what I call leadership!

Sure it led to some bad moves that eventually cost you your job and your professional reputation, but really, I don't think it was your fault. It was all those damn internet people with their opinions and chatter. And the economy. Sure Michael, it wasn't your fault like all your enemies said it was (because let's be honest, anyone who wasn't on board with you was just being unhelpful and clearly had a score to settle with you). Nah... it was the economy, stupid! (Oops, I hope you didn't take that to mean that I was calling YOU stupid, because I think you so totally rock, you genius! It was just a quote, I swear) But yeah, if 9-11 hadn't happened your brilliant ideas would have panned out and nobody on your team would have turned against you and gone running to the media behind your back.

So seriously Michael, when are you going to write that management book so I can learn how to be a famous ex-CEO like you?

Sincerely,

Maya Tongincheek

09-13-2007, 08:53 PM	#1
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09-15-2007, 11:38 AM	#2
lindyhop Swing Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 997	Dear Co-workers, Please, please, knock it off with the food. Or at least tone it down a bit. I thought we were going to have a monthly birthday celebration but there's a celebration for each one. If it was just cake it might be reasonable but there's enough food for an army and it just sits there tempting me all day. I usually stay away and end up feeling like I'm being rude. This week I joined you all (two days in a row!) and I just ended up feeling sick. So I'm not going to ask you to stop the all day feeding frenzies if that's what you like. But I simply can't participate any more. Please don't keep reminding me that there's food. I feel so much better when I control what I eat. I'm sorry if it's rude. Sincerely, Workplace Party Pooper __________________ Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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09-17-2007, 01:41 PM	#6
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Dear Togo's, Thank you ever so much for not putting your nutritional information on your site. Everyone else does it, but there you are, bucking the trend, you rebel you. It does lead me to wonder if there's something you don't want me to know about the Shanghai Chicken sandwich, though. See, even though you don't publish your nutritional info, other people do. But that info is incomplete. In fact, nobody seems to have the numbers on your daily specials - which are, of course, the sandwiches I actually eat when I visit your fine establishments. Perhaps you fear I'll discover that I'm better off picking up a #2 at In-N-Out? But alas, I don't get to find out, do I? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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09-17-2007, 03:11 PM	#7
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Dear Togo's fan: The person that I sopke with on the 800 # would have been more than pleased to speak to me, about nutrition had I been able to supply him with the name of the sandwich, which I could not bring up... but I did find this Nutrition Facts Serving Size: 6 inch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amount per Serving -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Calories 1010 Calories from Fat 500 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- % Daily Value * Total Fat 56g 86% Saturated Fat 20g 100% Cholesterol 80mg 27% Sodium 2270mg 95% Total Carbohydrate 87g 29% Dietary Fiber 6g 24% Sugars 22g Protein 42g 84% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vitamin A 25% Vitamin C 40% Calcium 8% Iron 45% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Est. Percent of Calories from: Fat 49.9% Carbs 34.5% Protein 16.6% __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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09-21-2007, 04:17 PM	#8
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Dear MSN Travel Page writers, When you give an article a title like "Top Ten Affordable European Cities", I expect to see information that does not include $400 hotels. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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09-21-2007, 05:18 PM	#9
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Dear Maddy's School - Why are cookies, gatoraide, waters, ice cream and chips offered for sale on your menu? Not only offered but for exorbident prices. Have you not read about the issues with poor childhood nutrition? Signed, Concerned Parent (who has footed a $25 lunch bill in the last two weeks for crap) __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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09-21-2007, 05:49 PM	#10
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Dear Michael Eisner, You should write a book on management. I really admired the way you surrounded yourself with people who got on board with your vision. After all, who's the leader here? There is no place for naysayers in an organization... they should take their pert opinions and go <bleep> themselves. After all, you didn't hire them to sit there and be negative! I always admired your willingness to fire even your closest friends if they challenged your vision. Now that's what I call leadership! Sure it led to some bad moves that eventually cost you your job and your professional reputation, but really, I don't think it was your fault. It was all those damn internet people with their opinions and chatter. And the economy. Sure Michael, it wasn't your fault like all your enemies said it was (because let's be honest, anyone who wasn't on board with you was just being unhelpful and clearly had a score to settle with you). Nah... it was the economy, stupid! (Oops, I hope you didn't take that to mean that I was calling YOU stupid, because I think you so totally rock, you genius! It was just a quote, I swear) But yeah, if 9-11 hadn't happened your brilliant ideas would have panned out and nobody on your team would have turned against you and gone running to the media behind your back. So seriously Michael, when are you going to write that management book so I can learn how to be a famous ex-CEO like you? Sincerely, Maya Tongincheek __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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