What are your idiosynchrasies? - Page 8

wendybeth · 07-19-2006, 10:42 AM

Oooh, the movie thing....I hate people who pretend that they are injured or handicapped so they can get into the theatre first, thereby saving seats for their twenty relatives in the process. We got to POTC-II early (we were third in line) and when we went into the theatre a woman was holding practically an entire section for her family, in the row that we had wanted. She had a cane so they had let her go in first, but I know she was faking it; she went to the restroom several times and got popcorn and drinks as well, which her 'able bodied' family should have done. Not a limp in site until she caught me glaring at her; then she started dramatically gimping her way back to her seat.

SacTown Chronic · 07-19-2006, 11:14 AM

I usually shake it more than twice.

Gemini Cricket · 07-19-2006, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I usually shake it more than twice.

Speaking of...

-I hate double pee stream. Now there's something women don't have to worry about.

wendybeth · 07-19-2006, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Speaking of...

-I hate double pee stream. Now there's something women don't have to worry about.

(Never mind- more of that TMI stuff, right?)

scaeagles · 07-19-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I usually shake it more than twice.

My favorite above-the-urinal poem ever -

"No matter how you wiggle and dance
The last drop ends up in your pants."

SacTown Chronic · 07-19-2006, 11:18 AM

^especially on commando days

CoasterMatt · 07-19-2006, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

My favorite above-the-urinal poem ever -

"No matter how you wiggle and dance
The last drop ends up in your pants."

What about this one?

LSPoorEeyorick · 07-19-2006, 10:28 PM

No, I don't care if it's TMI. WTF is double pee stream?

wendybeth · 07-19-2006, 10:51 PM

Bless you, LS. HAving four brothers, I thought I'd heard everything, but this is a new one.

Good lord! Does GC have......two pee-stream makers? Conjoined cajones? Dualing John Thomases?

And KB, if you post that pic of the surgically split wanger, I'll murder you.

CoasterMatt · 07-19-2006, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth

And KB, if you post that pic of the surgically split wanger, I'll murder you.

What if I post one?

NSFW!!

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07-19-2006, 10:42 AM	#1
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Oooh, the movie thing....I hate people who pretend that they are injured or handicapped so they can get into the theatre first, thereby saving seats for their twenty relatives in the process. We got to POTC-II early (we were third in line) and when we went into the theatre a woman was holding practically an entire section for her family, in the row that we had wanted. She had a cane so they had let her go in first, but I know she was faking it; she went to the restroom several times and got popcorn and drinks as well, which her 'able bodied' family should have done. Not a limp in site until she caught me glaring at her; then she started dramatically gimping her way back to her seat. __________________
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07-19-2006, 11:14 AM	#2
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	I usually shake it more than twice.
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	^especially on commando days
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LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	No, I don't care if it's TMI. WTF is double pee stream?
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Bless you, LS. HAving four brothers, I thought I'd heard everything, but this is a new one. Good lord! Does GC have......two pee-stream makers? Conjoined cajones? Dualing John Thomases? And KB, if you post that pic of the surgically split wanger, I'll murder you. __________________
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