Tell us about your idiot relatives

[scaeagles]

And the problem with this is.....what?

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

And the problem with this is.....what?

Having to deal with old lady... junk...

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Having to deal with old lady... junk...

You need to go on a cruise. That can be a good indicator for income level. Think of it as an investment in your future.

[SacTown Chronic]

Out of nowhere an old exchange between me and my younger brother Steve popped into my head today. I think you'll enjoy it.

*phone rings*

Me: Hello

Steve: J, what does "pilfer" mean?

Me (confused): Huh?

Steve: I filled out a job application today. One of the questions was, "Will you be willing to pilfer?". I didn't know what that means so I said yes.

Me: Hahahaha! They asked if you'd be willing to steal from them and you said yes.

Steve: Oh sh!t. Gotta go.

*click*

[mousepod]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Out of nowhere an old exchange between me and my younger brother Steve popped into my head today. I think you'll enjoy it.

*phone rings*

Me: Hello

Steve: J, what does "pilfer" mean?

Me (confused): Huh?

Steve: I filled out a job application today. One of the questions was, "Will you be willing to pilfer?". I didn't know what that means so I said yes.

Me: Hahahaha! They asked if you'd be willing to steal from them and you said yes.

Steve: Oh sh!t. Gotta go.

*click*

But would he extort, filch and sack?

[Gemini Cricket]

After my wonderful phone conversation with my mother, she ended the call by saying that the biggest problem with the fighting between Israel and Lebanon is that neither side has Jesus in their lives.
Oh well... baby steps...

[katiesue]

My mother came over to my cousins this weekend to see us, my sister, her daughter and my aunt. Spent the whole time on the computer looking for some part for her shower curtain. She can get it but not in white and it must be white.

When my cousin went to check in her she'd "accidentially" ended up on some porn site (on my computer). Then she came out to get her wallet, we asked her if she was going buy something but she didn't get it.

So family reunion was all of us outside chatting and my mother inside "accidentially" surfing porn while looking for shower curtain parts. Good times.