Don't Be Embarrassed! But If You Are, Post Here!

[Boss Radio]

MUSIC: All of my music is embarrassing. But does owning Lenny and the Squigtones count? How about Laverne and Shirley Sing? Leonard Nimoy's Music to Watch Space Girls By? And how about the Carpenters doing a cover of Barry Manilow's Tryin' to Get the Feeling? And just about every other bad 70s am radio hit.

CLOTHING: According to my wife, ALL of my clothes are embarrassing, but she is particularly mortified by my Cowboys Make Better Lovers T-Shirt. And the Fat Albert pajamas.

DATE: Thing you've done on a date?
Taking a girl out in my parent's car before I actually learned to drive.

PURCHASES: Item you've purchased in a store?
Too many to guage with accuracy.

SEXUAL EXPERIENCE: I recall a particular late night date ending happily with the quintessential teen sexual experience in the back seat of a Ford... suddenly interrupted by a flashlight attached to a very stern policeman.

Words cannot express the hilarity of the moment.

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Boss Radio

SEXUAL EXPERIENCE: I recall a particular late night date ending happily with the quintessential teen sexual experience in the back seat of a Ford... suddenly interrupted by a flashlight attached to a very stern policeman.

Words cannot express the hilarity of the moment.

AGGHH!! You sparked a memory!! That happened to me too!

My now ex-boyfriend & I both worked at Disneyland- me on Main Street & he on the Davy Crockett Explorer Canoes. One night, after work.. we were in the backseat of my bitchin' Celica, parked at the old abandoned cinema that used to be across from the late Aculpulco's, which used to be across the street from Disneyland.

And suddenly, blinding lights flashing in my window. A frenzy of pants, belts, panties & bra ensued.

Words cannot express the mortification of the moment (at least for me!)

There was no Paradise By The Dasboard Light, regardless of what Meatloaf sings.

Edited to add: I LOVE your musical selections, Boss Radio!! Lenny & the Squigtones! Music To Watch Space Girls By!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Boss Radio

SEXUAL EXPERIENCE: I recall a particular late night date ending happily with the quintessential teen sexual experience in the back seat of a Ford... suddenly interrupted by a flashlight attached to a very stern policeman.

Ooh! Ooh! Buick wagon, and they used the big ol' flood lights attached to their car.

But I've got an even better one. First date, parked car (a few houses down from date's house since we were "cleverl"), steamed windows. Everything was fine until, after she went inside, I couldn't start my car! I had to go to their door and her auto mechanic dad followed me out to my car (I mumbled some lame explanation for why I was 4 houses down), where he discovered that the shifter was in drive. Oh well, at least I eventually married her.

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by Boss Radio

I recall a particular late night date ending happily with the quintessential teen sexual experience in the back seat of a Ford... suddenly interrupted by a flashlight attached to a very stern policeman.

Tustin police? Maybe we had the same cop. That was definitely my last hijinks in an elementary school parking lot.

Didn't you drive an Oldsmobile?

[Boss Radio]

Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Tustin police? Maybe we had the same cop. That was definitely my last hijinks in an elementary school parking lot.

Didn't you drive an Oldsmobile?

Tustin police.

Ford Gran Torino.

The dead end cul-de-sac behind Tustin Meadows.

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by Boss Radio

Tustin police

Ford Gran Torino.

The dead end cul-de-sac behind Tustin Meadows.

A fine location. Of course, any place without police usually worked.

'71 Plymouth Duster me. Hard not to miss bench seats and not wearing seat belts.

[Boss Radio]

As Asia would later sing,
(It was the) Heat of the Moment...

This just might be the best thread ever. Thank you, Ally!

Sometimes, it's happy accidents that become those defining moments that make life worth living.

Or it just makes you stronger.

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Boss Radio

As Asia would later sing,
(It was the) Heat of the Moment...

I was actually thinking Meatloaf, Paradise by the Dashboard Light myself

'68 plymouth and 2 cops for ours.
its cooooold out on that beach in your skivies.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

'68 plymouth and 2 cops for ours.

Pffft, 2?

We were in Irvine, in the hills near UCI where most of the professors live (hmm, I wonder why a 79 brown Buick wagon with fogged windows drew attention?). There were at LEAST 4. They did let us get dressed before getting out of the wagon.

[Not Afraid]

Last night, I got to remember some fine sexual exploits that I had conveniently forgotten about. That was fun. I think I've forgotten about them again today.