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BarTopDancer · 10-10-2010, 10:59 PM

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Ghoulish Delight · 11-17-2010, 08:58 PM

If making the commitment to commute by bicycle over any appreciable distance, take the time to practice changing an innertube. And by practice I mean completely deflate the tube, completely remove it from the rim, and completely put it back on. Don't just kinda take it part way off and put it all right back together again just to get the gist of it. Because at Dark:30 at night, under a sodium lamp on the side of a building on the outskirts of downtown Sketchville, that "gist" will be as useless as the screw you just picked up in your previously inflated tire.

alphabassettgrrl · 11-18-2010, 10:34 AM

GD- I've done that and I agree, it's not fun.

Ghoulish Delight · 02-16-2011, 09:27 PM

Do not open a bottle of cajun spices near your face and inhale deeply.

Gn2Dlnd · 02-17-2011, 02:04 AM

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Do not open a bottle of cajun spices near your face and inhale deeply.

Related: Do not wipe your eyes during the Red Pepper Garlic Cheddar portion of the ThinKrisp production run.

Kevy Baby · 02-16-2011, 09:28 PM

Do not put on a fresh coat of Chap Stick just as you are sitting down for a haircut.

SzczerbiakManiac · 02-17-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Do not put on a fresh coat of Chap Stick just as you are sitting down for a haircut.

Dude! I that yesterday evening. (seriously)

Why didn't you call me to warn me?

Alex · 02-17-2011, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Do not put on ~~a fresh coat of~~ Chap Stick ~~just as you are sitting down for a haircut~~.

Fixed that for you. Putting crap on your lips, a truly disgusting habit.

SzczerbiakManiac · 02-17-2011, 11:53 AM

Alex, did your parents used to beat you with little tubes of Chap Stick?

Alex · 02-17-2011, 11:59 AM

No, I just realized that the blissful pain of bleeding lips is a far more pleasant experience than walking around with gunk covering my lips.

And I don't particularly care for kissing lipstick (or lip balm) covered lips.

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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	If making the commitment to commute by bicycle over any appreciable distance, take the time to practice changing an innertube. And by practice I mean completely deflate the tube, completely remove it from the rim, and completely put it back on. Don't just kinda take it part way off and put it all right back together again just to get the gist of it. Because at Dark:30 at night, under a sodium lamp on the side of a building on the outskirts of downtown Sketchville, that "gist" will be as useless as the screw you just picked up in your previously inflated tire. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	GD- I've done that and I agree, it's not fun. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Do not open a bottle of cajun spices near your face and inhale deeply. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Do not put on a fresh coat of Chap Stick just as you are sitting down for a haircut. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Alex, did your parents used to beat you with little tubes of Chap Stick? __________________
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02-17-2011, 11:59 AM	#10
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	No, I just realized that the blissful pain of bleeding lips is a far more pleasant experience than walking around with gunk covering my lips. And I don't particularly care for kissing lipstick (or lip balm) covered lips.
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